shortness

It’s like when he calls a girl he likes shorty especially if she is shorter than him

How are you shortness?

by henna83 May 30, 2018

short

to sell a security in anticipation of price decline

i got rich shorting enron stock

by deadcat June 10, 2003

Short

Many tall people misinterpret this word and believe that this word can be used for anyone that isn't the same height as or shorter than them. Being short means that a person or object is a shorter height then average, key word SHORTER. Just because a person is SHORTER then someone doesn't make that person SHORT. Every age group has a span of heights that are average for their age, if you are within that span that makes you average, people who are within the higher spectrum of that span seem to believe that people who are at the lower area of the span are just simply short. So if you are below that span that does infact make you short, but if you are just low on the spectrum, you are not short, you are average. Next time someone wrongfully calls you short, be sure to look up this definition, read it to them with confidence, and make fun of them for not knowing the meaning simple english words.

Leah: Haha, you're so SHORT

Brooke: Actually we are both AVERAGE. Look at this word meaning on the urban dictionary. Maybe before you go calling people names you should learn what they mean first, and save yourself from looking stupid.

by GrifftheG February 27, 2021

short

Help me! I'm 19, 3'1 1/2" and 18 pounds and haven't grown since I was TWO!

by Anonymous October 31, 2003

Short

When used in the context of dubbing someone as such, shall really mean "Penis" in a complementary fashion. For Example: "You are Short", really means "You have a large penis". Those using this phrase usually cannot stop thinking about penis, and should be treated as such.

Commonly used by Saint Thomasians.

A: "You sir, are short"
B: "Why thank you, and I must say your obsession over penis is making me uncomfortable.

by Sir Zesty Toucan November 1, 2010

short

(noun) - a small portion of a cigarette, maybe a few deuces

Yo, lemme get a short.

by youngbull July 1, 2005

short

Slang term meaning car.

"Damn, that your new short?"

by mr00jimbo August 27, 2005