Shmoned

To be extremely stoned

Bro I’m so fucking shmoned right now I just thought my rig was a hamburger

by Stinky Tooty March 18, 2019

Shmoneybagcesar

Shmoneybagcesar is the fastest bitch you’ll meet he’s nice doe but still a fat bitch

“Rememeber the day shmoneybagcesar ate 5 hamburgers”
“I asked shmoneybagcesar for skittles but he got a cup of noodles for himself”

by Vchhh October 17, 2020

shmoneythekid

AIOGHAG OUIJDBHAJID BSUIDBHI AM GONNA FUcKING DIEHES TOO RICH AND HE LEAV TH FUCKING VC

U FUCKING LOVE SHMONEYTHEKID

by IM GONNA FUCKING POOP February 19, 2021

schmoners

A sum of money, a large wad of cash.

Salary came in last week, schmoners in the bank. You know what the fuck going on.

by turbopooper February 5, 2021

Shmoney

A word to describe Syrians who think they’re in a gang.

Look at all those shmoneys trying to pick up shtoops on Ave m

by Localsy September 16, 2021

smoner

A smoner is when a male's willie becomes half-hard. So everything between just hanging around and a solid boner.

Am I gonna wank?, yeah why not...

This is a nice vid!

Getting my willie out ... Ping (message from your class chat) read it and see that you still got to do that one task...
Going back to what you were planning to do.

But then realizing he is just hanging over (smoner).

by mr. smoner October 19, 2022

shoneria

is good hearted person care about you feelings good gf and lovely individual

that’s shoneria for you

by neriaa November 20, 2023