smilf

Step-mother I'd like (to) fuck. Usually named Danneel, and fun-sized.

Josh: DAMN!! Look over there, see her? John: Yeah holy shit, she's got 2 kids with her too. Josh: Man I'm out then. John: My Smilf senses are tingling! *John then leeps into action*

by masta jay March 9, 2009

shmile

A combination of shit and smile,
what i do for my school pictures, it looks like i'm eating shit.

camera guy-"Shmile!"
Me-"SHIT!"

by cuteshit2 August 10, 2009

smilf

Senior Mother I'd Like to Fuck

"Dude, check out the smilf in the frozen food section."

by BrendanBien March 30, 2008

shmiff

being cool, amazing, or awesome. a person, place, or thing can be shmiff. can also be used as "shmiffy". originally started at the waked's house by really good looking marina & edison students.

tonight was shmiffy, can't wait for tomorrow night ;)

by lilstovsss16 March 13, 2011

shmil

A synonym for a cheap man. A guy takes you on a date and wants to split meals, drinks and cabs. Doesn't end there, a shmil will want to go dutch on vacations too.

Went on a date with such a shmil! Never going out with him again!

What kind of guy is he? Oh a shmil? Dump him, it'll be better for you, do u really want to worry who's paying for what? Ungh so unattractive.

by yayanyer June 17, 2010

smilf

Supermilf
Better than an ordinary milf

Kid 1: man your moms hot. do you ever feel like just hugging her
Smilf'son: ya
Kid 2:...

by 716 June 13, 2005

smilf

Soon-to-be-Mother I'd Like to Fuck

A woman that is pregnant, yet is still smoking hot.

Our Geography professor is one hot SMILF.

by robertbebs January 20, 2011