Sherdoggers

The chunks of aged dirty sweat collected overtime which form a half solid, half liquid cottage cheese type substance. Sherdoggers can usually be found attached to the hair follicles between the anus and the scrotum, also known as the taint. Sherdoggers usually find comfort in this area because it's warm and close to the cock the so often crave. They are often confused with dingle-berry’s but are lighter in color with a more distinct and pungent odor. If left un-treated Sherdoggers can spread to the UG (Underground) in attempts to dumb down its members and tarnish its reputation with their lack of knowledge and endless supply of keyboard warrior posts. When encountering Sherdoggers please remember to VTFD and advise them to GTFO!

Awe shit! I just wiped my ass and noticed sherdoggers on the TP. Now I have to go shave my taint before my next post.

by Dr. Bansherdoggerz August 4, 2010

shlert

a girl with loose morals

"aye she's shagged half that fitba team, the wee shlert"

by Junior Mohawk June 9, 2007

Shmerdleforpkej

When you mow the lawn and accidentally murder your family.

"Dammit, I shmerdleforpkej my family again!"

by Greensbeanspotatoestomatoes January 18, 2017

shlendi

Shlendi. The official meaning of shlendi is a fat cock.

Look at the silhouette of Arics shlendi through his pants.

by Boneshlendi February 13, 2018

Shlerk

Canned cranberry sauce. Named for the sound it makes when it comes out of the can.

Hey Uncle Joey, gimme a scoop of Stove Top and hack me off some shlerk.

by Cliff Gardner November 28, 2019

Shlerms

Or ‘the shlerms’ are them head noises you hear when your in a hole after doing way too much ketamine.

I’ve got the fucking shlerms again. Guess I’ll be Rolling around in the bed all night

by Knowlsey boy March 13, 2021

Slerd

The term used for a group or herd of sloths

Thats one big slerd of sloths!

by MommaBeefstick September 27, 2021