shappetite

The urge to imminently release one's bowels.
When desire to shite is so intense it can be likened to the feeling of hunger.

"I ran into a McDonald's toilet to buss a fat shit but some tramp had just projectile vommed everywhere so I totally lost my shappetite"

by tom.r.99 May 20, 2017

Slappamada

The slapping of a madman, or the Marma slapping you.

Ima slappamada you!

by SlappamadaMyGs February 13, 2019

Whoopi Slapped

When someone fills their butt hole full of air, and slaps them with it and lets out a poo.

Shane Dawson was crazy as all shit in bed and whoopi slapped me.

by Adrojake January 11, 2011

HOLY SLAPP

This happened in 5,000,000,000,000 B.C when the ancient bass player davie504 in which this bass was brought up to him and he slapped it creating the universe of BASS, now only bass lives there now. And it is a power move used to kill people who put kiwi on pizza. they were NOT EPICO.

I will use my HOLY SLAPP against you

by SLAPPER ST. PETER March 8, 2020

Spearman sausage slapper

The brand of hockey stick Mike Richards of the Philadelphia Flyers uses to play extra well in his games. Richards is the spearman and he uses his stick to slap the sausage (hockey puck).

Did you see that goal scored with the Spearman Sausage Slapper?

by SpearmanRules April 22, 2009

shlap

slap. but better.

“bro, that sh*t shlapped”
“you gonna get b*tch shlapped”

by wellshoot February 20, 2020

Pad Slapper

A noob backyard mechanic who puts new break pads on old worn rotors and wonders why his breaks squeal.

Tony: Hey did you hear that car squealing down the road?
Mike: Yeah that guy must be a real pad slapper!

by n00b$layer April 25, 2013