shitbaggery

The act of using any availiable resource to avoid working. This act generally requires weak excuses or more effort than the originally required.

Bob: "The boss wants me to write this spreadsheet by tomorrow- so I told him that my Mom died"

Fred: "that's some shitbaggery right there!"

by shitbagger September 1, 2007

shitlark

A complete idiot that has to be told every single danger of even the most basic things.

Look at that shitlark over there with a plastic bag on his head!

by Trojanhorse1 March 7, 2017

Army Shitbag

A Soldier, typically a Non-Comissioned Officer, who possesses no integrity whatsoever.

A good example of an Army Shitbag would be SSG Hawley of the Delaware National Guard. SSG Hawley lies, steals and has no value whatsoever.

by Garvey1928 March 9, 2012

shitwagon

A car in piss poor condition that not even a hobo would sleep in. Usually smells like the county landfill from it's previous owners' offspring spilling soda and crapping their pants in the backseats. Called a shitwagon because of it's similarity to what a farmer hauls fertilizer in.

Jim's car is a total shitwagon.

by DennisIsEvil October 7, 2006

Shitbag

Shitbag/ unreliable shifty unhelpful sly thinks of him her self only

Hey charles hows that shitbag todd couldnt stay back and help us for 10 minute's «what a shitbag «

by Massapeal July 25, 2018

ShitBag

a term used for an indiviual, who is lacking any common sense or basic skill to perform even the easiest and simplest tasks. OR someone who cuts corners and often looks for the easiest way out. this indiviual is not trust worthy or dependable for anything even of the littlest importance. someone with no backbone and no balls. A term used mostly in the military.

Dont trust him with anything he is a shitbag.


I heard Pvt Shmuckatelli fucked up again, what a shitbag.

Have u seen the new kid who is tryin out for the football team, no way will he make it, he is a shitbag.

by PfC chefitz as per GySgt Ali February 19, 2009

shitlamerde

An expression used by bilingual Canadians when something unexpected and unwelcome occurs.

I just spilled mon cafe. Shitlamerde!

by Jacque Letabac February 6, 2014