shitfire

A general exclamation denoting surprise, arousal, discontent, or boredom. It's a buffer word. Earliest film reference is Deliverance, starring uber-fit Burt Reynolds.

Damn, you can play that solo. Shitfire!

That guy just cut me off! SHITFIRE!

Shitfire, I'm bored.

Shitfire, you're sexy.

by Lolita & Herb November 9, 2006

shitbird

A military term used to describe an unsat Marine/Soldier/Airman/Sailor.

That fucking SHITBIRD, Corporal Doe, had his uniform inside out and forgot to shave his goatee he grew during leave for inspection this morning!

by BillR June 8, 2003

shitbib

those white toilet seat shaped pieces of paper found in public restrooms that act as a barrier to separate your ass from whatever crud lies on the seat.

"Goddamn dude, I'm so glad i got the last shitbib after that filthy fuck spattered all over the seat with his ass sangrrhea".

by hans jobe January 11, 2009

shitdipper

someone who sucks your cock right after ramming it up their ass.

i fucked him in his ass and as i was cumming i shoved my cock in his mouth and labeled him as my private shitdipper.

by truthe May 18, 2003

shithagged

for use instead of 'drunk', 'shitfaced' or 'wasted'

i got completely fuckin shithagged the other night and woke up inside a mammal.

by Jasknob March 1, 2009

Shitdickonmytits

Can describe something of complete awesomness.

Can Also be a feeling when experiencing something amazing.

Phil: Jerry just threw a unicorn at the sky and it rained pizza!
Bob: HOLY SHITDICKONMYTITS!!!

Jerry: I just threw that unicorn into the sky and i jusst want to shitdickonmytits!!

by Jeffery Ralnbows December 26, 2010

Shitfie

Noun: A combination of the word shit and the slang term selfie. Meaning a selfie that you take of yourself with your poop in the background.

Person 1:"I just took a massive crap"
Person 2:"dude!! Send me a shitfie"

by Bootybro4ever2K64 July 9, 2014