shithawk

A species of bird who has a prediliction for shitting on people's heads. Usually either a seagull or a pigeon.

As soon as you pull out a picnic the shithawks arrive!

First that big shithawk grabbed your hotdog and for thanks it pooped on your head! LOL

by wetcoastbirdman February 15, 2010

shithawk

An individual who swarms you, and will not leave you alone. Constant pestering from individual leaves them to be guilty of the act, 'shithawking'.

"Dude, she was shithawkin' me all night, I couldn't get away from her."

by DwheelerJ October 24, 2006

shithawk

a bird usually found shitting on unsuspecting prey

hey man look out, it's a bunch of shithawks

by Nowar August 12, 2003

shithammer

Old ass (rad) song by electro-industrial band Numb.

Shithammer burrow back... fade to black...

by ::analogue:: July 24, 2004

shithattery

comical combination of "asshattery" and "dipshittery" used to exemplify exceptional cases of extreme asshattery and dipshittery

99% of the criminals on the COPS shows, 100% of the shenanigans on RENO 911

"The end of the world is May21 2011!....No wait, it's in November....." - Harold Camping; expert in shithattery

Random moron "If you let the gays marry, the next thing you know they'll let people marry dogs!"

Remotely intelligent person "Shithattery."

by Dr Parallelogram July 25, 2011

shithawk

Any person or thing that’s attracted to shit or shitty situation.

Tabloid journalists are shithawks, as are lawyers.

by Elliott April 17, 2005

shitapai

When the bottom half of a girl's tits is exposed. Usually used as an otaku term.

Western equivalents include reverse cleavage (upside down), neathage (the nether half), or Australian cleavage (down under).

Otaku: Wow, check Kan'u's shitapai. Just a little pull and her boobs will flop!

by Da_Nuke July 9, 2009