used to state that a story is 100% true, no matter now insane, silly, or crazy it sounds, "one cent" is the part stating that not even 1% of this story is fake
by Insert inside joke here July 13, 2022
Toxic little kid: Dude you suck ass at this game. I don’t understand why anyone wants to play with you or even talk to you.
Me: Bro my asshole hurts from taking shits that I don’t give.
Everyone in the voice channel: *laughs*
Me: Bro my asshole hurts from taking shits that I don’t give.
Everyone in the voice channel: *laughs*
by Fireguy47 September 25, 2020
Erin: Yo wassup bro
Jake: Hey man wassup
Erin: Can i ask you a question
Jake: Sure thing
Erin: can I shit in your kitchen sink
Jake: WTF
Erin: wait you dont know what it means
Jake: Hell no
Erin: Search it up
Jake: Hey man wassup
Erin: Can i ask you a question
Jake: Sure thing
Erin: can I shit in your kitchen sink
Jake: WTF
Erin: wait you dont know what it means
Jake: Hell no
Erin: Search it up
by Erin Hasho August 10, 2021
When you are that busy, that you don't even have time to look down when you are having a shit because you are too focused on something, you have to take it into the bathroom with you and use the toilet as a temporary office
Extreme measures involve having to wipe without even checking the state of the tissue before flushing it.
Extreme measures involve having to wipe without even checking the state of the tissue before flushing it.
'I had that many emails coming through that I had to reply to, I didn't even have time to look at my own arse when I shit.'
by Davethefan July 17, 2015
In the song "One Way Out" by Niels Van Gogh the song lyric is "I knew more than I shouldn't lie." However, due to a mistranslation it sounds more like "I eat more than I shit a lot."
This is used to when your kill-death ratio is excellent in Call of Duty Online Multiplayer.
This is used to when your kill-death ratio is excellent in Call of Duty Online Multiplayer.
by Rhimjob June 22, 2011
Supervisor: Attention, whoever you are. This channel is reserved for emergency calls only...
Detective John McClane: No fucking shit, lady! Do I sound like I'm ordering a pizza?
Detective John McClane: No fucking shit, lady! Do I sound like I'm ordering a pizza?
by whatdoyoudialtogetoutofthematrix January 22, 2004
by Insert inside joke here August 26, 2022