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Shit-bag

A person that is seemingly nice in the beginning of a relationship but ends up cheating, abusing (both physically and verbally), and showing complete degradation of one's significant other. Usually has intellectual capacity and most likely works a simple job requiring little responsibility possibly in the military. Someon who purposefully breaks multiple laws and expects to get away with them only to act shocked when caught. Shows great laziness in most cases and little drive to do better in life.
Hey that fire fighter is a shit-bag he gets off every other day but refuses to use that free time to better himself or work a second job.
by Iyadsyas September 29, 2015
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Shit the Bag

When a person dies with a colostomy bag ; the natural body reaction occurs of waste elimination.
Years after the colostomy operation, complications led to her death and she just shit the bag.
by quickyshell August 10, 2018
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Shit Bag Warhead

The act of promoting a soldier who has made such grand mistakes that using said soldier for anything else besides finding other soldiers capable of grand mistakes would be in breach of true justice.

The warhead serves as a prerequisite of a fully armed Shit Bag Nuke which is operational but yet to be fully unveiled.
(if you ask I can give an example of a real life shit bag warhead)
The political machine in America has become a bit obvious in it's bullshit, they must have had a shit bag warhead laying around to get everyone marching.
by Ragnar Funnies September 9, 2018
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John Alan used this term to refer to Kanye West after he tweeted that women being called bitches in rap is a term of endearment.
MIke: Did you hear Kanye's new album?
Dave: Ya, that recursive-circle-jerk-shit-bag is misogynistic.
by I-am-not-the-same September 15, 2016
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put that shit in the bag

To be told to shut up or stop talking about something; to be informed that ones opinion in something is not good.
“I hope Jose asks me out this weekend.”
“Jose? He’s gay, didn’t you know?”
“Sweetie, put that shit in the bag.”
by Surfpenis October 17, 2020
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OG SHIT BAG

A Marine, Sailor, or Soldier who isn’t afraid to get their hands dirty doing what is necessary to complete the task at hand; Even if this includes breaking some rules and hazing boots. They are a Master in the art of skating. They let that bitch eat, they drop bombs and fuck moms.
Dude have you seen LCPL TurdBurglar he’s such an OG shit bag I saw him stick a warped barrel in a boots A** because he left it in the dirt
by OGSHITBAGSOCIETY November 23, 2021
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brb shitting in a bag and selling it on ebay

Brb Shitting In A Bag And Selling It On Ebay
i need money.”
“brb shitting in a bag and selling it on ebay”
by TonaIsAlwaysTired June 29, 2023
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