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As used by Kim Catrall's character, Samantha Jones, in an episode of "Sex and the City"; a situation of extreme misfortune or catastrophe, usually regarding relationship problems, wardrobe malfunctions, or unintended pregnancy. Those involved in "shit mother fucker fuck shit situations" often find it hard to explain themselves when the truth comes out and then find it even harder to repair the damage they cause.
Lacey: "You'll never believe what happened to me yesterday"

Sue: "Bryan found out you were cheating on him with his best friend, didn't he?"

Lacey: "Yep, talk about a shit mother fucker fuck shit situation."
by Chainsaw22 September 26, 2007
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Fucker cum dick cum shit spit ass shit

When a woman fucks her own fuck than takes a Fucking shit on her cum repeatedly getting fucked by a cummed out dick that may or may not have spit on the ass of that woman licking it as he would put his dick into her ass at the same time while have a orgy, then the orgy just fucks the woman so hard that she starts to cum on every single dick in the party, you can say one thing about it though it is a good time
Fucker cum dick cum shit spit ass shit On my dick yeaaa.... *MOANING AS HARD AS THEY CAN* “FUCK US ALL” the orgy moans
by Hidhhdjdjdjd May 2, 2021
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don't sweat the petty shit pet the sweaty shit

a term used to tell somebody not to sweat the small stuff and get laid instead.
calm down man, don't sweat the petty shit pet the sweaty shit.
by george January 20, 2005
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good shit, good shit

Used to define or describe the quality of somthing, usually drugs or a situation of some sort.
Steve handed mike a fat bag of chronic and said "good shit, good shit mike."
by George_hayduke January 1, 2024
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MANDATORY SHIT GIRLEYS AND SHIT BOYZEYS

It has been communicated from the parents truly enforced.
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MANDATORY SHIT GIRLEYS AND SHIT BOYZEYS as ANAL ALAN because they give you more than APPEARANCE PLEASURE you are required to be both an ELABORATE SHITEATER and MANDATORY SHITEATER in the PHYSICAL SENSE as from your HUMAN BOWEL at the right time as this is NOT IN YOUR HEAD as to stay out of more trouble and don't forget the PISS DRINKER and DRY OBJECTS either.
by SHIT ASSH0LE ANAL ALAN April 10, 2022
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A shit... OH SHIT... Fuuuuuuuuuuuuck

Ah - sh-it (Pause) Ow - sh-it! (Pause) F-uuuuuuuuuuu-k
Verb: The process of realizing just how fucked up something is and that it's even worse than your original thought and giving up.
So we were playing tag in the playground and little Jho- A shit... OH SHIT... Fuuuuuuuuuuuuck we forgot Jhonny.
by Unlisted_games27 September 13, 2023
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shit splat natty splat shits

What happens when you fart after anal sex
I bent over after my man was done pounding my ass and it came out in shit splat natty splat shits
by Cici butt lover November 8, 2015
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