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by FrenchVanillaSake March 1, 2025

shit canned brad

Like a Karen but a male version who doesn't have a particular role in the workplace. Very popular within the Midwestern United States.

Shit canned brad came late again to work.

by Sugar Bear Bill November 5, 2020

Shit Cannon

While trying to poop, pushing and straining. The turd gives way and litteraly fires into the bowl and lets loose the "dammed" crap that was pressurizing the "cannon ball" and splashing the bowl water all onto the butthole.

Sorry about this morning babe, I didn't realize i had a shit cannon building up.

"...and once that cork let loose, (flatulant sounds)! Shitjust kept coming! Like I broke the shit dam and shit went all over the seat! It was sick!"
"why are you telling me about your Shit Cannon during our lunch break?"
"'cause the soup your eating looks like what I left for the Mrs. to clean up.".

by Li Spatch June 12, 2010

Shit Candle

The phenomenon when someone fails at wiping their ass after defecating and proceeds to employ a seat heater (e.g., in an automobile) thereby yielding the aroma of shit.

Seriously, turn off your seat heater - it stinks in here because you're firing up your shit candle.

by Appled January 8, 2014

Shit canoe

Using toilet paper or the like to line the bowl of an aircraft toilet so that the turds slide down the hole when flushed without leaving chunks of shit stuck to the sides.

The Captain didn't build a SHIT CANOE and now we need maintenance to report to the forward lav with a chisel!

by Tesax May 9, 2021

shit canned

To be fired from a job.

I worked for those fudgepackers for 10 years and they STILL shit-canned me!

by Academic Type January 23, 2005

Sphincterless Shit Cannon

Someone who spends the majority of their workday clogging up the toilet and consistently smells like ass. Someone who who shits every hour on the hour, has no intestine, just a shit tube running from their throat to their ass, has been known to shit watermelons and small marsupials.

Man don't go into the bathroom, Jonathan has been acting like a Sphincterless Shit Cannon.

by cuddlefinger November 15, 2011