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Salami Shingles

Can be used to describe the flaps of your vagina, also known as your meat curtains or your labia
Person 1: "Man, my salami shingles sure are sore!"
Person 2: "What the fuck."
by P.U.R.V. August 4, 2018
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Shanghai Shingles

Melissa: Damn! These Chinamen got the Shanghai Shingles!
by Norsfam5 March 26, 2020
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shit shingle

Having anal sex with an unclean ass.
Upon completion, one finds a turd atop his penis. This act is directly responsible for the "Dirty Sanchez".
"Man, that fat bitch I was fuckin got me all shit shingled."
by Sskid January 17, 2005
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schnoogle

To snuggle with and provide love to a tiny baby. This is a sacred act.
He schnoogled Ali while she watched Oprah.
by BigPoop1 February 28, 2011
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shit shingled

When fucking an unclean asshole, it is very possible to remove your dick, covered with your partners shit. This problem is best solved by wiping your partner's face with said shit covered member. Resulting in a dirty sanchez.
by Iva-Bigun September 5, 2005
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Kraft Shingles

When you take a package of Kraft singles american cheese and you lay the individual peices on the girls anus like shingles. You then proceed to anally sex her up until the point of ejaculation. Then you must cum upon her shingles. It might take a couple times to get a good even coverage on the cheese so drink lots of fluids before hand. Once all shingles are covered evenly make sandwiches with the cheese and take your family for a picnic. Dark, and tricky to pull of, but worth it if you got the balls.
We totally Kraft Shingled his whole family and they didn't even know!

I've experienced Kraft Shingles before. I never got over it.
by Wackattack. June 10, 2011
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Shamoogle

A shade of blue inbetween the famous blue and light blue.
Damn Josiah, your note book is very shamoogle
by WCN World Color Namers March 23, 2010
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