Shinesty

The best company to exist. Employs the most badass people and makes the softest underwear you will ever caress your nether regions with.

Stoked to get my monthly shinesty package in the mail.

by PsyyyycheB December 28, 2021

Shinesty

Home of The Best underwear on the planet based on style and comfort.

Wow I just saw you girlfriends underwear and they looked super cute, what’s that, you have a matching pair! I am heading to Shinesty to get my own pair!

by NayrMagic December 28, 2021

Shinesty

An unwanted erection that is highly noticeable occurring in an inappropriate situation or setting

When the bride and groom exchanged vows at their wedding the groom had a huge shinesty.

by emkeene December 28, 2021

SHINESTY

Underwear that fits just right holding your balls like your hot doctor at your physical.

I wear shinesty underwear because they hold my balls.

by Cadin Anlauf December 28, 2021

Shinesty

A where you can buy holders for your specific boulders.

Yo I just bought a whole bunch of underwear from shinesty.

by Altun December 28, 2021

Shinesty

Dress wear for the money maker body parts.

I could really use some Shinesty to make my life better!

by Frazmk4 December 28, 2021

Shinesty

Testicle hugging cloud of awesomeness.

Also known for being seductive.

Caution: for the content that shinesty is capable of.

Thank you my sugar plum honey bun pumpy umpy ump kin for the best shinesty a man could ask for.

Does this shinesty make my package look bulky?

by Vanillamom December 28, 2021