shinesty

an extremely soft and convenient way to carry around your man parts on any given day. They will be cradled in the loving embrace that only a woman's touch could provide. All the while doing it such style that your friends will all envy you, and their women will desire you.
Have you seen Michael, he has a very pronounced confidence in his walk.

Yes, and his Shinesty underwear are sooo hot...they look there is a volcanic eruption in his business
by TPD Mike December 29, 2021
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Shinesty

Testicle hugging cloud of awesomeness.

Also known for being seductive.

Caution: for the content that shinesty is capable of.
Thank you my sugar plum honey bun pumpy umpy ump kin for the best shinesty a man could ask for.

Does this shinesty make my package look bulky?
by Vanillamom December 29, 2021
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A where you can buy holders for your specific boulders.
Yo I just bought a whole bunch of underwear from shinesty.
by Altun December 29, 2021
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SHINESTY

The Ballsest, bounceless, bagging the beast grunds of all times!!!
SHINESTY The best grunds !
by Kvan$ December 29, 2021
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Shinesty

A company that values your dingles and berries more than you, and reinvented the boxer to cup your junk in a loving caress. They make other soft, delightfully offensive or classy undies and pajamas and suits and dresses too.
Why does Brent look so stoned?

He got his underwear from Shinesty. His balls are being cupped by the gods and he's on cloud nine.
by morbrickle January 04, 2022
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An unwanted erection that is highly noticeable occurring in an inappropriate situation or setting
When the bride and groom exchanged vows at their wedding the groom had a huge shinesty.
by emkeene December 29, 2021
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Bold, Brilliant, and Ball-cuddling, Boxer Briefs for the Best Bulge

Perfect Pair of underPants to Please your Pickle

Supportive, Sexy, Soft, Skivvies for your Sausage

the Ultimate, Unique, Underwear that Umblay Uncle Richard and the twins
Person 1: Wow! Those are some dope drawers, where could I get me a pair?
Person 2: Thanks, you can snag some sets over at Shinesty.com
by Comfy Cox December 29, 2021
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