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Jeff schilling 

To be a miserable prick who blames everyone else for his problems. To be emotionally lost in life, while blaming geographic location for your issues even though no matter where you are you will still be an ugly, closet drug using, douchebag.
Guy: I can't believe my car is wrecked, stupid tires got aligned wrong, the lines on the road were crooked, the guy came out of nowhere!
Guy2: stop Jeff schilling dude, you drove like a dick, it's your fault.
Jeff schilling by Unclefester April 17, 2015

shitling 

A slur against toddlers. Originates from Poland, with the original word being “gówniaki”.
Person 1: God, I can’t stand my baby nieces. Their I-pads blasting cocomelon and annoying orange.
Person 2: I know. 3 of my little shitling brothers are so annoying.
shitling by toddlerhater February 13, 2022

schillinger 

Vernon "Vern" Schillinger, the Nazi on the TV show Oz. He burned a swastika into Beecher's ass. After a lot of abuse Beecher subsequently went crazy and took a crap in Schillinger's mouth.
Prisoner #92S110. Vern Schillinger. Convicted October 21, 1992. Aggravated assault in the first degree. Sentence: 8 years. Up for parole in 5.
schillinger by Bitcher April 8, 2004

Shelling 

Shelling is the removal of finished cigarette ends; ie cigerarette butt tobacco

Typically shelling is to supply the addict with a new cigarette using left over tobacco when a new packet is unaffordable to obtain.

Shelling usually occurs 1 to 2 days before government benefits or a low wage income has been received.

Simply “Shelling” is the removal of tobacco from a used cigarette.

The word Shell’s is used as a singular cigarette butt.
Andrew spent an hour shelling Tobacco from a days pavement sweeping.

“Hi John, I only have shells for our cigarettes tonight”
Shelling by pornzi May 6, 2020

spilling spaghetti

Typically found on 4chan, spilling spaghetti means acting in a socially inept way/doing something awfully awkward
it's just 20 minutes of retards spilling spaghetti, misunderstanding each other and getting nowhere
it's not fun or entertaining

Like all things its just intense shitposting, majority of anons here cant even talk to their parents much less a child without spilling spaghetti some do it just to invoke that feeling like going to /pol/ and just baiting obvious vile shit for reactions

I will be a tiny bit disappointed if they dont have a scene of Suletta spilling spaghetti all over the floor because she has no idea how to dance or conduct herself like the country bumpkin she is

why do they seem so painfully, autistically, awkward on stage? all of them are spilling spaghetti everywhere
spilling spaghetti by DaireenM November 26, 2022

Shellings 

If something is shellings, it's absolutely amazing. This is most used in UK Garage/ DnB subcultures. Many variations of this word is used to mean different things. Shellerz/ shellington / shelby are all different variations meaning the same thing. If a DJ is "shelling down" at a rave, it means they're shutting it down with their lyrical skill.
"DJ Q's new album is shellings!"