shid

n. Representing the fecal matter from the anus.
def 2. n.
Disbelief.

Marcus: "hey dog, I found a $100 on the ground.."
Chris: "Shid... Yo ass aint found no $100.."

by ShOvel July 24, 2003

Shid

You must be stupid if u think im doin that

Clean up your room Shid what i look like the maid

by LORSIMBA23 August 6, 2008

The sheldo

When you are having sex with a girl and pull out right before cumming, and jump up like a spider monkey and shoot your load in the girls mouth while plugging her nose.

After a six month drought I was fortunate enough to meet a whore who allowed me to run the sheldo.

by AKassassasin December 19, 2018

shid and fard

When shid have fard in woods bad so you need to go to target to get new pants because shid and fard.

"Nick are you gonna shid and fard everywhere?"

by 18374729194729373917 November 15, 2020

Sheldon Shirt

A usually brightly-colored T-shirt that features a science- or comic book-related graphic. Usually worn over a thermal of a contrasting color for a complete look.

Named for the "Big Bang Theory" character who often wears such shirts.

"I got a Sheldon shirt for Christmas. It's blue and has Rock Paper Scissors Lizard Spock on it."

by Moon Unit Nimoy January 12, 2010

Sheldon Cooper

Sheldon Cooper is one of the main characters of the TV-show The Big Bang Theory. He is extremely intelligent, but due to what appears to be Asperger's Syndrome, he is incapable of understanding other people and sarcasm. That said, he is probably the most hilarious character on TV right now. Although he would probalby look upon the tomfoolery of the show with haughty derision.

Leonard: How was Nebraska?
Penny: Oh, better than North Dakota.
pause
Penny: Guess that joke's only funny in Nebraska.
Sheldon Cooper: With the data at hand, you really can't draw that conclusion. All you can say with absolute certainty is that joke is not funny here.

by IQ 158 May 16, 2011

Shideous

"shideous" .adj

Used to describe something so revolting or vile that "shitty" or "hideous" alone will not suffice.

Did you smell that dialup tech?! That bastard is shideous!

by jaxxor August 23, 2004