Totally the coolest person ever. And she crochets because that’s just how fucking cool she is. (Totally Cooler than her sister)
by Poop dallah February 18, 2021
Get the Madison Sheltonmug. A dirty Shelton happens when you're watching the Star Wars prequel trilogy and some bitch comes in and some methed up ho comes in and tells you the cops are coming
Guy 1: Looks like you had a rough night.
Guy 2: Yeah you can say that. My druggie neighbor came in and did a Dirty Shelton.
Guy 1: Damn, that's rough.
Guy 2: Yeah you can say that. My druggie neighbor came in and did a Dirty Shelton.
Guy 1: Damn, that's rough.
by Retard_Ryan September 6, 2021
Get the Dirty Sheltonmug. An absolute unit.
100% Alpha Male
Will try and bench press you at the gym to impress a girl.
Streams Fortnite with hopes to become pro
100% Alpha Male
Will try and bench press you at the gym to impress a girl.
Streams Fortnite with hopes to become pro
Michael: Noah look at that lance Shelton at the gym.
Noah: Man that’s an alpha male if I’ve ever seen one
Noah: Man that’s an alpha male if I’ve ever seen one
by Balakay12 November 8, 2019
Get the Lance Sheltonmug. by Slappy is happy March 10, 2021
Get the Sheltonmug. Dumbass shitter that shit in the two girls one cup video, also became a porno that takes veiny bbc considered a meatball
by Sceneric June 1, 2020
Get the Cyrus sheltonmug. A honest person who doesn’t really care about your feelings sometimes.Shelton’s also get baddies but stays in the friend zone because he’s scared of just doesn’t wannna be in a relationship.Sheltons are also smart, and they tend to listen to rap music.They’re also funny and goofy but laid back when they wanna be.And Shelton’s usually stay to themselves to avoid fake friends and are afraid of the dark world.They are well aware of what toxic friends so they usually have online friends.
by Get $hit on b1tch September 10, 2020
Get the Sheltonmug. by anonymous January 12, 2022
Get the sheltonmug.