Turtle Shelling

In Call of Duty: MW2, when someone puts a Riot Shield on their back and goes prone so they can not be knifed.

Ah, i'm playing knife only and this guy keeps Turtle Shelling me.

by Mr.Wizenhymer September 8, 2010

Turtle Shelling

The art of hiding an erection while sitting and leaning one's upper torso at a 45 degree angle betwixt one's chest and lap. The owner of said erection then proceeds to arch their back in such a way that makes them appear to be sitting upright. This causes said erection to recede into the body causing a "turtle shell" effect.

"Dude, my Spanish teacher is so hot...she had me turtle shelling all class."

by JoPaGeRi.TBC January 2, 2009

shellacked

The state of being drunk

I was so shellacked last night that I lost count of how many beers I drank

by youcancallmeal February 26, 2004

Shellfie

A photograph of oneself or a group including oneself that features any type of shell, including seashells and turtle shellsA photograph of oneself or a group including oneself that features any type of shell, including seashells and turtle shells

"Hey Jim, thats a cool shell over there, lets take a shellfie with it."
"Good idea Bob."

by ShellfieKing August 23, 2014

sellined

This is a term in golf when you chunk the absolute shit out of a ball and it works out. It sounds terrible and has zero spin. The hitter usual acts as if it was well struck.

What the F? He sellined it to like 2 feet. Unreal.

by b to the d 1995 November 19, 2011

Clam Shelling

A medical procedure during which you put on a 15 lb lead cannonball shape module around your testicles to protect them from irradiation. While the procedure is quite cold and difficult to not pinch yourself, it is not that hard as long as you are not attempting to put your penis inside the module.

Patient: "Gahhhhhhhhhh. Phew, Nurse I swear to god this is so difficult, but I have finally completed the Clam Shelling!"

Nurse: “You...uh - you don’t …. uh … You don’t actually have to put your penis in it?”

by Fearfulcat November 22, 2015

Shemaine

Axe-wielding dominatrix. The Main She.

Disobey the Shemaine and she'll make you pay. With pain.

by BarZar October 10, 2011