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Sheet Butter

The creamy amalgam of frothy, mixed male and female sexual juices aka semen and cum that is churned to a delicate consistency from rapid and extended sexual intercourse.
Roger and Diane came home after late night partying and had wild, drunken sex all night. The early morning light revealed a substantial deposit of Sheet Butter in the middle of the bed's wet spot.
Sheet Butter by Eaton Holgoode September 16, 2015
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Sheet Ghost 

A ghost ranging in size, that unexpectadly pops up underneath your sheets usualy halfway down while your in bed.

This rare ghost apperars while: Watching pornography in bed, looking at a poster of a hot chick while in bed and if you really need to piss while still in bed.

Still dont get it?

It's your fucking dick gone hard while your in bed.
Man 1- I was watching some hot porn the other day in bed, and I got the biggest fucking sheet ghost.

Man 2- Dude, why the fuck did you have to tell me?

Man 1- Cause it's for the urban ditionary example.

Man 2- Oh, so thats why my parents named me Man 2.

Man 1-What parents?
Sheet Ghost by Capt.LOL September 10, 2011

sheet booger

When the snot in your nose solidifies to the inside of the nostril. When picked, it comes out thin, flat and usually dry resembling a sheet of paper. Hence the name.
"I picked my nose today and pulled out a big sheet booger!"
sheet booger by ATCmatt May 11, 2016

Sheet Draggers 

Titties so big they drag on the sheets when a woman crawls across the bed.
Dude did you see the sheet draggers on that chick? They have to be like double E titties.
Fucking a dude!
Sheet Draggers by AssHoleJarHead August 28, 2010
To flake, avoid, or change plans on someone.
We were supposed to go to the hang out, but he is sheet'n on me now.
Sheet'n by LGSG May 10, 2014

Sheet Cake

The reside left over on one's bed sheets after the wet spot dries up. The wet spot consists of semen, vaginal and/or booty juices. The accumulation of this dried, caked up, amalgam of sex juices will vary. Single men tend to have more Sheet Cake than say a married couple.
Roger convinced a chick at the bar to go home with him for sex. While he told her that he was not a man whore and did not have multiple partners, the Sheet Cake on his bed told her otherwise.

Carl threw a party at his apartment. Throughout the evening, he had sex with several hot chicks attending the party. His sexual escapades that night left him with Sheet Cake the next morning.
Sheet Cake by Eaton Holgoode May 22, 2015

sheet fort sex

When you make a fort out of the bedsheet and have sex in your fort.
Man it was hot, especially when we started the sheet fort sex, there was no air under there. It was awesome.
sheet fort sex by jimj October 17, 2008