Beam Shatner off the Enterprise

another term for deficating

Man, I had too many burittos. Now I gotta beam Shatner off the Enterprise.

by mynameisdavo June 22, 2006

shaterd

def:to be drunk

synonyms: ripped, intoxicated, wasted, drunk, shitfaced

antonyms: sober, faggot

Me and my buddies had 15 beers each so we were so fucking shaterd.

by Da Linds Miesta January 17, 2004

shatnering

Overacting without the underlying skill to pull it off. See "Hambone."

Did you see David Caruso on CSI: Miami last night? He was shatnering so hard I thought he'd bust a vein.

by David Bryant May 7, 2004

Shatner

Named after William Shatner's famous method of acting where lines are delivered with long pauses between them, the shatner is a sexual move where when performing oral sex on a guy, the girl gags, vomits (the pause), and goes back to performing oral sex.

The first time she tried to deep throat, she pulled a shatner.

by QwerT June 15, 2004

Shatnering

To sing a song like you're reading the lyrics in a low voice, the same way William Shatner does.

Yeah, I loved that bit in Family Guy where Stewie was Shatnering Rocket man.

by Satan Jr. December 8, 2018

Steamy Shatner

When your loved one ambushes you by taking a hot stinky shit while you are taking a hot steamy shower. The stench mixes with the steam and just lingers and lingers. It often causes the victim to vomit in the shower.

We hadn't even been married three weeks when he gave me a steamy shatner.

by Josie Stalin October 1, 2014

Phat Like Shatner

1. When something is totally cool in a very non-cool kind of way - like when William Shatner raps about Julius Caesar while wearing a giant gold chain!

2. When someone does something that isn't really cool but they think they are really cool.

3. When someone is cool even if they are not just because they have guts!

4. (Same as above) but especially if it's hilariously not cool!

5. When someone is cool because they are not afraid to make fun of themselves! (best definition!)

Someone comes in with a messed up hair do - but you want them to think that it's cool! --"Dude! that's Phat Like Shatner!"

by markfu November 3, 2010