Shell Shanked

To be stabbed by another peer with a sharp object like a pencil tip and then once stabbed, the victim yells "IVE BEEN SHELL SHANKED" and the game keeps going on until the final person doesn't say the shell shanked term. More fun with redneck players

A: "Stabs B with pencil led"
B: "I'VE BEEN SHELL SHANKED" I AM IT NOW

by Shell Shanked September 12, 2014

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Shelby Shanked

When you fall asleep next to a woman and wake up feeling something poking you in the back.

Dang I could have sworn that was a legit woman but I just got shelby shanked.

by gamewardenweeeeedtheif November 9, 2021

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Shaw Shanked

A slang phrase meaning to get forcefully screwed up the butt without lub (references the movie The Shaw Shank Redemption in which the main characted got "Shaw Shanked" in prison).

Damn, you paid $100 too much for that. That salesman Shaw Shanked your ass!

by flacker October 7, 2005

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you shanked my jangaship

See Homesar and you shanked my jangaship! for a full listing.

by Anonymous February 27, 2003

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Pencil Shanked

Being "pencil shanked" is when a sharpened pencil is in your front pocket, point up, and you bend over. The sharp pencil stabs you in the stomach and leaves a small grey mark where the graphite entered the skin.

You can be "pencil shanked" by someone as well. They just stab you with a sharpened pencil. That is all.

"Pencil shanking" is a common problem in schools. Others affected include writers, artists, the intelligent, geeks, nerds, teachers, businessmen and women, parents, and prisoners, although anyone with pockets or enemies can be "pencil shanked."

Steve: "F*CK!"

Bob: "I just saw you bend over, what happened?!"

Steve: "My writing implement was in my pocket when I leaned over! I just pencil shanked myself!"

by thefuglyfuckling April 19, 2014

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Fart shanked

When you're in a restroom taking a piss and the person next to you farts without regards.

"What's that?" I asked to the guy next to me at the urinal... I thought he said something...??.. oh, now I know...... he just fart shanked me...Burritos?..chili? Hmmmm pickled eggs? ..Mardi grace?....or something like that.

by Petesbeeps August 24, 2017

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