shamu

a fat person with salt and pepper hair

Whales are fat and colored black & white, so therefore shamu is black & white, just like salt is white and pepper is black. Black & white make gray.

by GilaBend May 9, 2007

shamu

An airsofter with no life - Spends all his time on UKAN!
Also has a SIG 552 and has lost 2 camo hats...

Shamu is not an Emu!
"Never fear Shamu is here!... You go first.."

by Shamu July 25, 2004

Shamus

A fucking terrible person. The name shamus is only given to actual human scum. In most cases someone named shamus lies and cheats. People with the name shamus cheat on you with Claire and drunk call you saying that they still love you.

Shamus is a knob gobbler.

by Fuck Claire April 1, 2018

shamu

one who consumes much food yet remains completely thin, usually a joking term

We nicknamed her Shamu cause she just ate so much!

by abcorder32 March 27, 2009

Shamus

Devil worshiper and aggressive over eater.

That shamus just ate a baby.
“Josh! Why are you such a midget shamus!”

by Amethyst February 1, 2018

Uncle Shamus

Having sexual intercourse with someone while playing the bagpipes. This does not usually attract many bystanders therefore it is useful when wanting some privacy

You should have heard it, my parents were doing the Uncle Shamus last night, I had to get out of there

by RadientEclipse June 25, 2011

shamu splash

When a man ejaculates into a womans pie hole and she proceeds to spray it back into his face as revenge.

Pssshhhhhh - I shamu splashed you bitch!

by caitatron June 27, 2009