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soggy shake

Handshake while drinking. The person's hand, being wet from holding his/her drink, transfers moisture the the hand of the person they are being introduced to. Thus, it is a soggy shake.
I just met Sofia, but she was double fisting so when she put her drink down to shake my hand, it was definitely a soggy shake.
by StephanieLaurenAllen July 6, 2008
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Shake n' Bake

Merry Christmas, let's go outside to shake n' bake.
by Mikeyramone74 December 27, 2009
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Chocolate Milf-Shake

When a small white male, and a VERY large black woman get together and they lay on the floor and the black woman wraps her arms and legs around the male, making sure his head is between her breasts, then they both proceed to shake vigorously.
>Are you still dating that "Joline" chick??

>Hell yes! Yesterday I got a Chocolate Milf-Shake!

>Nice!
by IKHONKEY KONGXI April 22, 2011
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shake

The cruddy end bits of a large bag of weed.
"I bought a pound and got a whole ounce of shake as personal smoke."
by Diego September 3, 2003
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Shake a burrito

To take a crap with the consistency similar to that of a burrito or as a result of eating burritos.
"That day began like most others for Achim. He got up to shake a burrito, spanked his monkey, and left for work..."
by "I don't know" May 31, 2009
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Blumpkin Shake

(1)While receiving a blumpkin and getting ready to climax, you turn around and release it into the toilet. It is then mixed up and ready for consumption by either party.

(2)Climaxing in ones mouth, then it is spit into the toilet bowl with the fecal matter.
(1) Sherry is a freak! After giving me a blumpkin, she mixed up my jizz and shit and treated herself to a blumpkin shake! it was hot!

(2) Once Marge was done blowing me on the toilet, she made me get up so she could spit it out on my poop. She loves mixing up blumpkin shakes.
by Wagatello June 2, 2010
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Shake my Steak

A command used to tell someone to give you a handjob.
"Welcome to Steak n' Shake. How can I help you?"
"Well for starters I'd like for you to shake my steak."
"Security."
by MerriamWWWebster August 15, 2014
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