Shaft

Putting everything you got into something and getting screwed in the ass aka getting ripped off this word can also be used in mobile gacha games like DB legends to complain about not getting a certain featured unit on a summon banner after trying to get it for the 1 millionth time

You: dude I can’t get the new LF vegito blue I’ve already used about 30k crystals on this banner and still haven’t gotten him I got hit with the shaft

Friend: damn I got him like on my 3rd summon with only 5k crystals

You: fuck you

by Supasyanide May 15, 2021

Shaft

Long big hard rod big long lots of men giant rod, huge. Absolutely measurable. No thinking, you cannot it is impossible.

my shaft is fucking massive

by BricketGaming December 11, 2021

Shaft

The stem of a penis

Dude why is the shaft on your dick so big

by The sussybaka March 5, 2022

Shaft

To be utterly brutalized by a midterm/final you did not study for.

Bill: Yo, fuck, I got shafted on the calc midterm.

by Hiadwer January 31, 2024

Shaft Bag

A shaft bag is a condom, used to describe, in a more degrading way; tool bags, tools and douche's.

You see a guy with sunglasses on, at night, in the club with or without a blowout haircut... Shaft bag. The guy that runs on the beach and checks himself out mid-run... shaft bag.

by jnick89 June 5, 2013

shaft-grasper

One who subconsciously holds a bottle with both hands as though it is an erect penis.

Russell Brand commenting on host Mika Brzezinski during an interview on MSNBC's Morning Joe: "... the way you're touching that bottle... She's grasping for the shaft! She's a shaft-grasper."

by rmcanada June 20, 2013

Shaft Maintenance

When you got to clear the weeds, release some finely aged fluids, wax and lube up the shaft.

Person A: Hey bro you free tomorrow?
Person B: Naw bro I got shaft maintenance!

by Bosancheros September 14, 2016