sharting up

when you have to shit and puke randomly at the same time

"i randomly started sharting up last week at school bro."

by kayden gaylesbian November 6, 2023

demon sharting

the phenomenon that occurs after the use of a fuck tonne of oil in cooking, when the fiery demon created inside you by the oil bursts out of your arsehole in a pure steamy liquid explosion.

Wife: "Oh love, the bathroom fucking stinks, what the fuck happened in there?"
Husband: "it was your fucking cooking, I've been demon sharting everywhere!"
Wife: "clean that shit up" *literally*

by chemistrynonce April 27, 2017

shafting

Others insert the pill into the anus where it is absorbed. This process is known as “shafting.”

i saw someone shafting ecstasy in a club

by moniibb February 3, 2007

shanting

1. To lose one’s breath and/or hyperventilate due to a sudden, acute and/or painful evacuation of the colon. 2. When you are out of breath from force-dropping a deuce.

Question: “Dude, were you just doing pushups in that bathroom... cause you’re like totally out of breath and your eyes are watering?!" (Out of Breath) Answer: "No... I’m just… SHANTING… that’s all… Best not… go in there… for 20 minutes.”

by Chris-Baby April 30, 2019

Spade Shafting

An action performed by shoving the blade end of a shovel up a female vagina, then breaking off the back half of the shovel and sticking that up her butthole

My friend wanted to get back at his ex for dumping him so I tought him the painful art of spade shafting

by sumthinred October 8, 2011

Shafting

Splitting your pants so badly that your dick falls out.

Bro, I think I just ripped my pants. Dude, you're totally shafting right now!

by Ferdolizer April 20, 2015

shaxting

texting while taking a shit.

I really had to poop so I'm shaxting you, I hope you don't mind.

by spilkgirl11 June 19, 2010