Shibbered

When you get so shitfaced that you end up rubbing hummus on your anus and puke in the cat's litter tray.

Oh man I got so shibbered last night, i'm not sure what happened, but I woke up this morning next to a pot of hummus and red raw sore genitals.

by kellyjodi85 July 30, 2010

poo stabber

1. One who stabs poo
2. One who stabs poo in the act of anal sex.
3. One who stabs poo in the act of male/male gay sex.

"Elton John is a real poo stabber"

by Beavis H. Christ June 29, 2003

Slabberdash

Slabberdash, the act of holding a penis, erect or unerect, and slapping a member of the same/opposite sex accros the face with it.

i will slabberdash you so hard your eyes water

she could do with a good slabberdashing.

by Andy Gray May 5, 2004

shaberkiblamps

a specific type of pizza topping

dominoes:::hello dominoes how can i help you
You: yea can i have one medium pizza?
dominoes: sure what kind of topping would you like?
You: can i have half pepperoni and half shaberkiblamps?
dominoes: what?
you:: yea shaberkiblamps, i always order my pizza with that on it.

dominoes: "click"

related words::
shadonkadinks
shabarfablinks

by ah92387 January 10, 2010

Slabbergatted

Slabbergatted- someone who is ridiculously gay and Emo and also acts like a fuarry

Wow you are so slabbergatted

by Jeydasavage771 October 24, 2018

kaybo swabber

Main Entry: KAY-bo SWAB-ber
Pronunciation: KI-bow SWAB-bur

Function: noun: a person who cleans and services portable toilets.

Use #1:

Forman: "Henry, someone's tipped over the portajohn again!"
Henry: "Well, looks like we'll have to call the kaybo swabber"

Use #2: The train crashed into the kaybo swabber's truck at the crossing, spreading toilet paper and blue water for more than a mile.

by jegenes July 22, 2010

Gash Stabber

To stab the gash of a lady garden.

Roberto was a real gash stabber when he penetrated Alysha's lady garden with all his might.

by Nayataan January 18, 2015