Nikoli the Sex god

A guy named Nikoli or Nicholas that knows exactly how to please a woman. He makes an amazing friend and the best lover you could pray for. He knows exactly how to make you cum over and over again. He is wanted by many, but chooses his goddesses carefully. You have to earn his attention.

Nikoli the Sex god made me scream last night.

by Loora September 2, 2020

Capricorn sex god

Jon

Jon is a Capricorn sex god

by Sherylio June 11, 2018

Heath (sex god)

loser; freak of nature; has one of the smallest dicks seen to man kind; not a sex god, but a sex dud; a candy bar

Guys seem to pick Heath to eat as a snack and after they enjoy to lick the Heath off their fingers.

by George Glass July 14, 2004

Sadistic Sex God

Mr John Antrobus. There are no substitutes.

There is only one sadistic sex god

by IndyCaffeinated February 18, 2022

god sex

Used as reference to something that is (or was) completely and utterly amazing. Can be used to describe amazing sex or something completely non sex related, that was AMAZING.

Girl: i just had some god sex with Orlando Bloom in his pirate costume.

Boy(not to girl above): that car crash out side was completely god sex, there was lots of blood and gore.

by the sexy pirate girls November 22, 2009

sex and god

if something is unfathomably good, like an infinitely fast internet connection or a blueberry cheesecake form candid café, some people can only explain their quality as being made of the greatest things that mankind has experienced

1. "Christ man this cheesecake is made of sex and god!"

2. "I can play multiple high powered games because my computer is made of sex and god."

by snicksnackpaddywack May 17, 2014

Turtle God of Sex

When you need to get laid or have other people support you in your chase for some booty . You shout out to the turtle God of sex, blast it wherever you can and try to get people to send you emojis of the turtle and sparkles . This increases your odds of having sex .

" I blasted out the Turtle God of sex all over HQ and my Snapchat "
"Good for you bro your odds of loosing your virginity just increased significantly !"

by fowlmouthedfeminist October 4, 2018