The Salty Seaman

A more infamous version of the Teabag. After accumulating a generous amount of salty sweat under your balls, proceed to any sleeping victim you choose. While squatting over the victim's face, lower your sack onto the forehead and in one smooth motion, drag your sweaty sack all the way to the chin. (Be sure to give extra attention to the mouth area of the victim) The first thing the victim will do when they wake up, is lick their now salty lips. What a treat!

Once Paul licked his lips, he knew he was a victim of the Salty Seaman!

by Blumpkin Man May 21, 2004

seaman

Possibly the worst super hero name ever

The adventures of seaman...............in your mothers ass womb

by randomnessperson March 24, 2007

Sethany

A creature of eternal beauty and grace, rarely seen in modern times. Sometimes outshined by personality and wit, Sethanys are extremely popular. People flock to them. Be warned, however that harming one she considers her "flock" will result in the offender wishing he or she was never born. Sethanys never forget.

If you harm a child or a disabled person, or worse a disabled child, I may go Sethany on your ass.

by Janet Smithsonian February 3, 2010

Seaman's Revenge

When the female has finished giving oral sex and has seaman in her mouth, then kisses the male with her tongue, exchanging the seamen.

Nice bit of Seaman's Revenge

by fjdoigjsio December 21, 2010

Semantic Error

Semantic error (also known as logic error) is a... SUPER GOOD BL AND NOVEL AND ANIMATION LIKE ITS SUPER MOTHERFUCKING GOOD LIKE THE ART IS SUPER PRETTY wait no. OUT OF THIS WORLD PRETTY, THE STORY IS THE TROUPE ENEMIES TO LOVERS BUT IT ISNT THE BASIC TYPE WHERE THEY END UP BEING FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS OH NO MAN THEY FORM A GOOD RELATIONSHIP (well a relationship where sane sangwoo wants to report him to the police but he doesnt break a law and the other one wants him to remember him cause hes big bad simp) AND THE SEASON 2 WILL BE OUT SOON SO CHECK IT OUT ON MANTA!

Woah I just saw a hot guy named jang jaeyoung from a bl recommendation on tiktok, sauce pls.
Ooh, nice choice. He's from semantic error, basically my reason for life and drugs i snort.

by koror June 21, 2021

semantic

A number that just increases every time someone does something, because doing things properly is hard.

Ive just made a code change. I expect semantic versioning to automatically increment, because bumping a version up (0.0.1 -> 0.0.2) by 1 is hard.

by encryptedBarryCodes April 20, 2023

semansplaining

When a woman explains what she wants sexually and how to bring her to orgasm, but the man ignores her as he feels he knows better. She fails to orgasm and is left unsatisfied. He may blame her or not care. Often he can't find her clitoris.

"I told Jacob what he had to do to get me to orgasm. He said he knew what he was doing," Catherine said. "He was semansplaining how he knew more about my body than me."
Kate asked, "Did he play with your clit?"
"He never even found it!" cried Catherine.

by CSurvivor9 May 18, 2023