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Pro-Semitism

Pro-Semitism:

1. An ideology which claims that Jewish people supposedly embody traits anti-semites have historically accused them of, but that these traits are actually positive and that Jews should be praised for embodying them, rather than criticized or discriminated against. Usually this ideology mixes Anti-Semitic overtones into its praise for Jewish people. Occasionally this Pro-Semitism even leads directly toward some forms of discrimination or prejudice against Jews.

2. The (entirely unrelated) ideology that Jews and non-Jews are equal and that both Jews throughout the world and in Israel have a right to exist in harmony with their neighbors and in harmony and peace with everyone throughout the world, and that Israel has a right to exist in peace and harmony with its neighbors as well.
Pro-Semitism Examples

Definition 1. "Jews are so greedy, it is great so many live in America, since their greed makes America's economy thrive! Greed is good!",

"American Jews are so loyal to Israel, all Americans should admire this and strive to be just as loyal to America! We should not elect Jews to public office though, since we have no right to expect them to put America before Israel when they make decisions. Israel is God's chosen nation, so it is only right for them to feel this way, and we should strive to support Israel too. That is God's mission for America, to support Israel during the end times, which are coming soon. Because of that, the Jews' obvious if-unproven mixed-loyalty is no problem."

"Jews are so powerful all over the world, we need them on our side! They are so powerful because they all favor each other financially and in business over outsiders, it's a genius strategy which the citizens of our country should also emulate amongst ourselves so that we can become as powerful as they are!"

"The Talmud is filled to the brim with incredible tips for success in business and finance! Follow these tips, and you too will become almost as successful as a Jew!"

And so on...

Definition 2. Jews are just like everybody else. American Jews are American. Israeli Jews are Israeli. French Jews are French.
by An American Jew June 8, 2022
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semi-anti-semite

Semi-Anti-Semites are basically conspiracists. While they don´t directly speak out against Jews or the Jewish culture, they bring up a lot of "reasonable" arguments pointing out to Jewish people controlling the world and being the root of all evil. They also have very wild theories about the Holocaust.
Jack : "I´m not saying that all Jews are evil, but ..."
Jill: " So don´t. I don´t want wo listen to your Semi-Anti-Semite bullshit."
by Cukarino November 19, 2015
mugGet the semi-anti-semitemug.

Anti-Semitism

WOOOOW you are doing the same shit that THEY are doing though!
A baddie with a fat-ass-pussy “We need to shun and remove people from the public discourse over anti-semitism!”

Hym “What in the shit!? You... You know that’s the shit that you were complaining about them doing, right? Like... just a minute ago... You are like this nuts-world zealot who wants to shun the non-believers! This is wild!”
by Hym Iam November 29, 2022
mugGet the Anti-Semitismmug.

You’re an anti-Semite!!

In its modern usage, “anti-Semite” loosely refers to anyone who says anything bad about the Israeli government, including criticism by Israel’s own citizens. The term is usually thrown around by (1) anyone with bribes or kompromat from Israel, or (2) anyone mindlessly parroting their overlords (see 1).
Ex 1
Human: Samuel Pisar’s stepson gave my tax dollars to Israel, so they could murder tens of thousands of women and children. I wish I was a billionaire so I didn’t have to pay taxes.

Politician: You’re an anti-Semite!!

Ex 2
Millions of Israeli citizens: Benjamin Netanyahu’s war-mongering and targeting of brown civilians, with no plans to retrieve our hostage family members, makes us sad and angry.

Israeli government: You’re an anti-Semite!!

Ex 3
Amsterdam residents: Israeli Maccabi FC fans received a police escort to go around town, shouting racial slurs against Arabs, vandalizing property, burning Palestinian flags, and harassing and destroying taxi cabs. This behavior is unacceptable.

Mayor of Amsterdam: You’re an anti-Semite!!

Benjamin Netanyahu: We’re going to bring Mossad over next time, to target and harass anyone who says anything bad about these Israeli vandals.

Mayor of Amsterdam: Ok sounds great!!

Ex 4
Ben and Jerry’s: We’re still going to sell ice cream in Israel, but not in the illegal occupied territories.

Josh Shapiro: You’re an anti-Semite!! To retaliate, I will use my power as Pennsylvania’s Attorney General to ban Ben and Jerry’s from doing any business with any PA-government affiliated entity.

Kamala Harris: You’re a frontrunner for my VP pick!

Ex 5
ICC: We condemn Benjamin Netanyahu for his war crimes.

American politician overlords: We will sanction the ICC, and invade The Hague if necessary, because… you’re an anti-Semite!!
by WhiteCisGenderHeterosexualMale November 22, 2024
mugGet the You’re an anti-Semite!!mug.

semitic armor

Creating morally and ethically perverse media content for mass distribution and getting away with it by claiming anti semitism if anyone says anything negative about it; or,

Funding universities to allow a disproportionate number of Jewish students and when test scores and grades are made public it shows the Jewish students were unqualified but claiming anti semitism against the facts; or,

Bombing people, using next generation military equipment to kill and usurp land of poor people while claiming anti semitism if you say anything against it

Basically doing anything you want because you control media and legal enforcement
Sometimes, I wish I had semitic armor to get away with murder. Not really though, I don't have an evil gene.
by lughat January 6, 2025
mugGet the semitic armormug.

Money Tight Semite

When I worked as a waiter at the synagogue I would have very low tips because it was full of money tight semites who didn't know how to tip right
by EmJayee October 14, 2017
mugGet the Money Tight Semitemug.

Yo semite

A term used to refer to a Jew in an archaic manner especially before calling them out for their inconstancies and hypocrisy.
Yo Semite get the hell out of my national park Yosemite and stop justifying your slaughter of thousands of Palestinians
by Nigga Griggs November 18, 2023
mugGet the Yo semitemug.

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