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selective feminism

A female who believes in feminism (normally the extremist tumblrina or sjw variety) and being equal to (or greater than in some cases) men only when it is beneficial to them.
Selective Feminism User: "I believe in equality for women because men are oppressive rapist scum."
Man: "Alright. Waiter, can we split the bill?"
Selective Feminism User: "YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO TREAT A LADY YOU RUDE ASSHOLE"
by Glad2BAGland August 12, 2014
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semen bat

When a guy is whackin' it and he gets really angry right before he comes, a semen bat is born.
Semen bats take to the skies at night and fly along empty roads. Their numbers can grow so great that semen can be smelled in the air.
by Crawfordsss June 26, 2015
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semenated

when something has traces of semen in it
Person1:I call the bed
Person2:Have fun sleeping in my semenated sheets
by K4pt4in April 12, 2008
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semen fairy

noun
1. A magical creature that leaves semen in unexpected places.
2. A common excuse given to explain why there is cum on your sheets when you can't remember how it got there.
3. An alternative to whorish behavior.
Her roommate accused her of having sex in her bed, but she claimed it was the work of the semen fairy.
by MyPlaceIsInTheKitchenGirl November 7, 2005
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Semedar

Semedar is a pseudonym. It's main user (and perhaps it's only user) is a person named Victor Villa. He came upon this name back when EQ was big. Ever since he used this pseudonym everywhere he went. You can just Google "Semedar" and 99% of the matches are from him. Often abbreviated "Seme" (Sem-e)
Person: Hey Seme (or Semedar) wanna go to Bill Millers?
Semedar: Sure.
by Semedar February 8, 2010
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Selective incompetence

Something you "can't" do because you don't want to do it. Something you can get others to do by making believe you can't do it.
When asked to do laundry they put all the white clothes in on hot and then put a brand new red sweatshirt in too. The result was all the white laundry was pink and they were banned from touching the laundry ever again...they could wash laundry but didn't want to so they applied "selective incompetence " to get out of ever being asked again.
by Murphwish July 9, 2016
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semen straw

male member, dick, cock, prick, tool....
Melissa loves to suck Billy's semen straw.
by fuckthathotass69 January 25, 2017
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