SCPsexual

Something is non-existing and you should go die in a hole if you are

Idiot: ....Hey I have something to say
normal person: Yes?
Idiot:...I am SCPsexual
normal person:...
Idiot:....
normal person: GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE DUMBASS

by Iampansexualitsatrueone March 26, 2021

selfosexual

One who fantasizes about themselves in a sexual manner.

Joe has not had any interest in girls for the past month since his weight lifting had begun to show results. Some say he is now a selfosexual because he looks at himself in mirrors whenever he gets the chance.

by SpankytheSmurf November 26, 2006

Semisexual

Someone who experiences Sexual attraction but has no desire to act upon it

They might fantasize and/or Touchy touchy themself, But they have no interest in actually "doing it" with someone.

Alex "Jimmy doesn't fine anyone sexually attractive!"
Jimmy "That's not true... I'm very sexually attracted to you..."
Alex "..."
Jimmy "..."
Alex "so you wanna having sex?"
Jimmy "what? ew -Grooss ಠ益ಠ no, I'm semisexual."

by There_be_monsters_here February 27, 2021

Sansexual

Sansexual is a new sexual orientation recently discovered by people of America. It means to want to fuck Sans from Undertale.

Hey are you "Sansexual"?

by Giorno Joestar October 18, 2019

shysexual

Someone who doesn't seem to show an interest in either gender. They're just not openly sexual. Usually it's just because they're increadibly shy.

I wonder if Andy likes anybody, I can't tell because he's such a shysexual!

by Sheepling January 12, 2005

selfsexual

When you are sexually and romantically attracted to yourself.

Person: "That dude Clinton in my biology class must be selfsexual."

by Zeeky H. Bomb March 27, 2005

Sisexual (Si)

Sisexual: When you like your sex and your opposite but mostly your opposite. It’s like straight mixed with bisexual.

Catherine : I’m Bi but I like guys a little more than girls...
Julie: So your Sisexual (Si)?
Catherine: Yes!

by UrbanGirl2005 April 8, 2018