Speedy Carlos

The act of running around in Call of Duty only using you knife to stab like a little mexican.

Dude be careful, they got a speedy carlos on the other team hiding in that building!

by The Zombie Man Cam October 9, 2011

SpeedySpyFox

Really annoying. No one likes him.

SpeedySpyFox is gay.

by SpeedySpyFox is gay. January 27, 2018

speedysnake25

a fucking jobber who literlatly sucks dick and got dropped by spiderman

fiwedsfs- hey did u see last show where speedysnake25 got dropped by spiderman in taw
faldun- hell yeah dude what a fucking jobber im not gonna make him mid card even tho he beat u in the house show
fiwedsfs- ok

by speedysnake25 June 21, 2018

Speedy Gonzalez

Put superglue on your hand and start jerking off. You can only take your hand off your dick once you cum. If you can cum fast enough to remove your grip before the glue binds your hand to your dick, you have just pulled off the Speedy Gonzalez.

“Mom, help me! My hand is stuck to my penis because I couldn’t finish the Speedy Gonzalez in time!

by Slydog11 December 17, 2019

sleedy

when you inhale melatonin dust and get high

"Brooooo I'm feeling sleedy rn."
"why would you do that"

by Rice_Bullets January 21, 2021

Speedy Male

A guy that searches for a new girlfriend directly after a breakup.

Holy Cow! Should I really go on a date with the Speedy Male?

by Nulzn June 6, 2022

the speedy hunter

Definition: The speedy hunter refers to the act of asking a girl if she is down to party after telling her your down. This is immediatly followed by taking either a condom (new or used) or the condom box and chucking it at the floor by her feet or right past her head.

"Man, she slapped me right after I tried using the speedy hunter on her"

by king nacho March 5, 2005