Raptor Surprise

A phrase that if yelled at a party, justifies ANY otherwise taboo action or statement that precedes it.

Can be used in any situation.

You are blackout drunk and a kid tries to get you to vomit for your own good at a party. You pull a knife out on him and everybody freaks out and then you scream RAPTOR SURPRISE. Everybody then laughs and forgets about the previous action.

Great if used as a hashtag on twitter as well.

by jprue May 20, 2012

Rainbow kitten surprise

While having sex with your girl from behind you secretly sprinkle the marshmallows from Lucky charms into her ass. When she finds them later you yell "surprise!"

Yo I totally got Danielle with a rainbow kitten surprise last night!

by shanman72 April 18, 2019

Jimmy Surprise

A Jimmy Surprise is when an innocent look into your buddy's room through a fire-escape with unusually good clarity results in the unexpected viewing of your friend masturbating buck-ass naked on his bed to Sportscenter.

I thought my roommate was asleep and I could run in real quick to borrow his stapler, but when I opened the door I was greeted by a Jimmy Surprise.

by Phil Ayshio December 11, 2006

Surprise Shawty

Typically a phrase used to send someone an unsolicited multi-media image or video that is intended to make the recipient laugh and feel surprised.

Fatima: *random photo* "Surprise shawty!!"

Rosario: "HAHA - that photo is hilarious! I love being surprised shawtied!"

by heyhey00 June 3, 2021

astroglide surprise

The act of lubing up ones penis and inserting it in a womans anus when she isn't expecting it.

If you don't start being a little nicer to me, I'm going to give you an astroglide surprise in the middle of the night.

by hititlong January 6, 2006

after that cubic shit im not surprised

"After that cubic shit im not surprised" came from a video made by MegaCapitalG on January 30, 2017 about how the Yu-Gi-Oh community is "Toxic". After this video was made, multiple Yu-Gi-Oh Youtubers followed up with a video disagreeing with his opinions and one by the name of Glasgowygo, another Yu-Gi-Oh Youtuber, made a video debunking his claims. In MegaCapitalG's video, he said his main reason for making the video was because someone commented "After that cubic shit im not surprised". This came from the countless amount of videos he made on a deck called Cubics, mainly hyping the deck and showing off what the deck can do. Shortly afterwards, many viewers started commenting on his videos the same quote "After that cubic shit im not surprised" and has now became a meme on his channel and in the Yu-Gi-Oh Community.

*MegaCapitalG makes a video*
"After that cubic shit im not surprised"

by Celza May 17, 2017

if anyone ever finds this i will be so surprised

Wow, you found it. That means I must be surprised right. Wait a minute does this mean I have to be surprised right when you find it. SHIT!
(Phrase)
I Feeling of surprise as someone finds something. It's pretty self explanatory.

As I bury the body I say to my companion, If anyone ever finds this I will be so surprised.

by flieww February 11, 2018