scrumping

Stealing fruit, especially apples, from someone else's trees. British. It's considered less bad than, say, shoplifting, but adults still disapprove.

by Kylee August 11, 2003

scrumpadoochous

A word used to describe a Hunger Tube in the web video on Cyanide & Happiness.

"Try Hunger Tube!! It's scrumpadoochous!!!"

by yoyoigotafro July 27, 2009

scrump

a dwarf

You're the vile little scrump, if anyone is.

by chickencherrycola June 17, 2015

scrumptious

A word used to describe something that tastes good in the mouth

A: This crumpet is delectibaly scrumptious

B: indeed

A: Splendid

B: Indubitably!

A: Delightful

by MRukkus May 21, 2010

scrimpt

Basically saying that you're hardcore. It's someone or something that is just way too cool for school.

Oh man, last night was totally scrimpt. Did you see how much air I got?!

by Cortney Wilt February 11, 2008

scrumpy

A very potent type of rough cider. Normally associated with South West England, although the county of Kent also produces some good stuff. A good scrumpy normally has an alcohol content of atleast 7% by volume, be full of semi liquid apple pulp and taste like appley vinegar. It is suprisingly refreshing and can be consumed in vast quantities; providing the drinker does not want to use his legs for the next five hours. Was often given to wurzels in lieu of payment by landowners in an attempt to keep the works complient.

"Arrrrgghhhr yoouzzsh moi bessshhtisss mate yoush are." (a phrase often heard from the lips of scrumpy drinkers.)

by Black Flag May 28, 2004

Santa Scrump

Having sex with a larger fat white man.

Man! I walked in on Linn getting Santa Scrumped by the Janitor!

by ~2` June 20, 2011