Scrifty

Unkempt and of a questionable nature. Above sketchy, but no so much as to deserve admiration. A swine.

See that guy in the van blasting 80's pop and smoking swisher sweets?

Yea, he's pretty scrifty!

by Assclown88 January 24, 2011

scrub butt

A nurse's hot ass in her hospital scrubs. Nurses rock the tight scrub to show off that round ass.

Did you see that hot scrub butt Amy was showing today at the doctor's office? She got ass!

by Erod81 December 14, 2015

scrub account

On online games, mostly first person shooters, a backup account that a person has to practice the particular game without risking the stats on their legit account.

Person 1: d00d. ur only a level 24. get good nub.
Person 2: This is just my scrub account. I have all level 50s on my legit account, nub!

by T3hMasterChief March 4, 2009

Scrub Norris

The ultimate failure at life. Opposite of its counterpart Chuck Norris, who rules at life in everything he does. A Scrub Norris just sucks at everything and even when he tries his hardest he still fails. Typical examples include a guitar player that only knows power chords, a person who spams only one button while playing a video game, someone who thinks benching 135 at the gym is amazing could also be considered a scrub norris; you get the idea.

I know what a Scrub Norris

by apatheticempath December 3, 2011

Scruff

What a female loves to feel between her thighs. The right scruff to jawline ratio is a lady killer.

Also known as a 3 to 5 day old rockstar beard.

1. Omg, his Scruff has me dripping wet right now, I want that between my thighs for hours!

2. He is such a sexy rockstar drummer, his scruff is always so on point. He has to be Italian with that scruff and jawline.

by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 24, 2019

Scruff

A dirty bastard

Mum: Larry clean your room it's an absolute pig sty you fucking scruff

by DFALF October 14, 2018

Scruffy Joe

An individual with the Scruff is one handsome, suave, witty, caring Joe.
Well known for excessive cheesiness and the ability to make one laugh uncontrollably.

In short, a Scruffy Joe is everything you are not and could never be.
Known as 'Mark' to the non-Scruff's.

Non Scruff: Joe, you so Scruff!!
Scruffy Joe: Don't I know.

by Wheeze February 13, 2008