Total Scrotal

When everything is just fuckin terrible

This day has just been 100% total scrotal man.

by Octojew March 9, 2018

total scrotal

The act of orally engulfing the entire male scrotum in one's mouth.

See also tea bag

Dolores was a real charmer. She gave me a total scrotal and then finished me off.

by hughmonger October 30, 2003

scrotorola

Taking a picture of your nuts on a friend's cell phone and setting it as their wallpaper. The next time they open their phone they have a virtual teabag.

"I gave Cindy a scrotorola. Somebody call her and make her pick up her phone..."

by T.J.B. January 22, 2007

Scrotagonal

Something so terribly horrendous it can't possibly be defined using any other word in this or any other language.

This beverage is absolutly scrotagonal.

by Kendall February 19, 2005

pre-scrotal cortex

The limbo between one's ass and balls.

My pre-scrotal cortex itches.

by Dr. Scrotaxion March 15, 2012

Scrotamise

when someone out of anger uses their scrotum as a weapon, thus by rubbing someone elses belongs on it or touching the sweaty sack then touching a desired person.

he got so mad at frank that he took his sunglasses and scrotamised them

by funky rabbi May 13, 2009

scrotdrum

The musical instrument created by stretching the skin between the testicles. Especially effective in warm climates.

Also: scrotdrumming, to play the scrotdrum.

She wailed away on my scrotdrum last night with some pretty wicked beats.

The drumroll on the scrotdrum reverberated through the auditorium.

by bigsackattack April 25, 2009