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pre-scrotal cortex

The limbo between one's ass and balls.
My pre-scrotal cortex itches.
by Dr. Scrotaxion March 15, 2012
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an adjective used to describe someone who you find really cool or does something really cool.
person 1: you've got that scrimbly shwabble blop schrimblebobblopoingey super SCROBLER for sure
person 2: what?
person 1: you're really cool is what I mean
person 2: oh ok, that makes more sense.
by mixer 2 March 16, 2022
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scroatleys

To place ones penis in a girls mouth whilst simultaneously resting the testicles in her ocular sockets, one testicle on each eye, like a pair of sunglasses.
"She said she likes to do it with the lights off, so I put the scroatleys on her instead, she couldn't see a thing."
by mrhermatiawish December 12, 2008
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scrotal notations

The act of taking notes on the stretched skin of your scrotum
Rick: Hey man got a sheet of paper?
Alex: Nah man, I take Scrotal Notations now, way easier
Rick: Oh...dude wtf?
by The Scroter November 28, 2013
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Scrotal Fission

A theory in evolution explaining why the male human specimen developed two voluptuous balls instead of keeping the standard one nard. The evolutionary process began shortly after 1901 when Hubert Cecil Booth invented the vacuum cleaner. It is perceived in old written scripture that angry housewives would often explode on their male counter parts and suck their poor sad little dangler right up the vacuum hose. Thus forcing men to develop a second nut.
The first signs of SCROTAL FISSION were noticed in 1909, when Dr. Edbert Cockle was fondling a young man behind a desk, when had noticed a strange bulge in the boys scrotum next to his nut.
by psylence July 31, 2015
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Sweet scrotal milk

The milky pyroclastic flow that squirts out of male genitalia durring periods of sexual excitement.
Dude, I topped that bitch off with copious amounts of my sweet scrotal milk!
by JangleDangle June 13, 2018
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scrobbler

A sexual act involving a man's taint. The scrobbler (i.e., the one who gives a scrobbler) puts their face firmly against the taint and vigorously oscillates their head. Some scrobblers use their tongues on the taint for added pleasure for both parties.

A minor variation, known as the "balsamic scrobbler," is a scrobbler that is performed on a receiver who has not bathed for several days.
I wasn't sure where we were in our relationship; it didn't seem like he was really all that into me. But when he asked me for a scrobbler I knew for sure, he was the one.
by dnova March 7, 2010
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