Santa Scrump

Having sex with a larger fat white man.

Man! I walked in on Linn getting Santa Scrumped by the Janitor!

by ~2` June 20, 2011

scrump couch

Someone's couch, usually a friend's or someone who has people over a lot, which always ends up being the location of sex at the end of the night for the wasted party-goers crashing at the party.

Dude, I got dibs on the scrump couch tonight. Natalia and I had to scrog in the bathroom last night. or... Dude, no way I'm sleeping on that thing, that's the scrump couch!

by Ternative December 3, 2006

Scrumpadoochus

When something is realy F&%*ing Delicious.

-Hey, how's the cake?
It's Scrumpadoochus!
-Holy Shit!

by huggydungbeetle July 12, 2010

Scrope

Scrotum, ballsack

What are you scared? What’s wrong? Ain’t got no scrope?

by Ginger Snappah Head October 5, 2021

Scrumpadoochous

An exclamation used to exclaim a badass or extreme food product.

Person 1: Aaww man I hate dinner!

Person 2: What about dinner IN A TUBE?!?!

Person 1: WOAH!!

Person 2: Scrumpadoochous!!!

by Mr. JPL October 26, 2009

SCRIMPF

A guy in his 20's, with brown hair thats a lil buff.

Whhere is that silly mutha fucka scrimpf?

by Noli April 11, 2008

Scrump's Law

No Twitter account with pronouns in bio has anything worthwhile to say

Don't get so worked up, by Scrump's Law his reply is worthless anyway.

by handyman910 June 9, 2018