scroatleys

To place ones penis in a girls mouth whilst simultaneously resting the testicles in her ocular sockets, one testicle on each eye, like a pair of sunglasses.

"She said she likes to do it with the lights off, so I put the scroatleys on her instead, she couldn't see a thing."

by mrhermatiawish December 12, 2008

scroudly

Generally accepted as meaning 'shifty' despite its appearance in the adverbial style.

Abstract noun: scroudliness

Caecilius was looking scroudly as he entered the forum.

by Yellowfoot (Mez) January 27, 2008

scrotdrum

The musical instrument created by stretching the skin between the testicles. Especially effective in warm climates.

Also: scrotdrumming, to play the scrotdrum.

She wailed away on my scrotdrum last night with some pretty wicked beats.

The drumroll on the scrotdrum reverberated through the auditorium.

by bigsackattack April 25, 2009

scrodazzled

the male version of vajazzling. Sticking gem stones on your freshly shaven balls. Baby powder that shit.

My scrodazzled balls impressed all the ladies at the beach. You ain't never seen bling like this before.

by serothra April 25, 2011

Scroaning

another form of dry humping or grinding in that nature.

" He was scroaning her with his clothes on last night"

by KrissyLo October 26, 2011

scrotdrumming

Repeatedly slapping your nut sac against your leg.

Jimmy was bored in class so he stood up and started scrotdrumming.

by Grundle butter February 27, 2014

scroataboat

I kid who is either awful at everything he does, doesn't give you snacks when you ask for them or is a lame person in general

derived from scrotum

Zack: Hit me up with some of your graham crackers

Cam: I will if you give me a free Juul
Zack: your such a scroataboat

by GHETTO_SCROTABOAT January 25, 2018