Screwbooked

To be screwed by Facebook. When your Facebook page fails to load. Your profile settings are mysteriously changed.

None of my friends can see my wall. I've been Screwbooked and all of my settings are different.

by St!tch October 6, 2010

Screwy goose

A grey goose screwdriver

James and Glenn were downing screwy goose's after they got back from the boardwalk.

by Jim and Glor August 20, 2011

Screwbird

Screwbird

A Person that thinks they are world famous but is not really world famous at all. 7 out of 8 people have never heard of them.

That guy thinks he is the bomb but he's just a screwbird.

by lj_allday November 12, 2011

Screwbared

The same as Fubared, but a lighter application.

That tank battalion got Screwbared because 1 of it's tanks got Fubared.

by backotruck January 25, 2012

screwballishe starengazers

American-German word meaning Astronomers. Probably came up after WW II when imported German scientists influenced the scientific language with such creations as "blinkenlichten" and "springenschnappen"

Those screwballishe starengazers - they work at night and sleep all day.

by Hardyconfused January 24, 2013

screwball

Somebody known for screwing people over, not in a serious fashion, typically used after you (personally) have gotten screwed over. ex; such as taking a small amount of weed when your not looking, or taking the rest of the booz after you got drunk.

Guy1: hey man you got some dank stuff...can I peep?
Guy2: Sure, it's the best. I'm actually gonna run real quick to the bathroom. I've known you for years don't pull some shit like running to your car with the bag.
Guy1: ok. *waits till fully in the bathroom* *takes a decent sized nug and tucks it in sock* *whispers to self* Ayy I mean I didn't fully screw him over like everyone else, I guess this is okay.
Guy2:*comes back* Alright thanks man.

Guy1: "hey my dad wants me home, so I am going to bounce, peace out dude" *nug falls out of sock on the way out*
Guy2: "..whats this... *picks up nug* ..that fucking #screwball did it again.
Guy1: *looks at phone text* (text from guy2): "you dropped "your" nug, I'm weighing out my bag..if it is over 2 grams then you owe me, otherwise don't do it again. I'm watching you bro, next time your not allowed at my house"
Guy1: fuck! At least it wasn't a 2 gram nug. I have to take something else since my cover on my daily nug routine is gone. For now, time to screw someone else, *calls guy 3*
Guy 3: *phone buzzing* *looks at guy 4*
Guy 4: oh hell naaa, I ain't in the mood for this screwball, I finally got a new xbox controller
Guy 3: *picks up* *talks quickly*yo bro sorry i'm at work, picked up a shift till midnight. Don't call me until then or I have to shut off my phone. *hangs up* guy 4: YO we gotta bounce before this cheesecake comes and checks the driveway for our cars. Once a screwball, always a screwball.

by screwmastah P November 21, 2015

Screwbered

Getting screwed over by an Uber driver in any way, shape or form. Poor driving, body odor, getting dropped off two blocks from your actual destination.

I just got screwbered. My driver farted the whole time and dropped me off on the next block over.

by Lesliekkc June 21, 2017