The Scranton Tickle

When you giggle about something you saw on The Office all day because something tickled you.

"What's so funny?"
"Oh nothing. I just have the Scranton tickle."

by Groupfartme January 2, 2019

scranton

Scranton is a city in north-east Pa that is, and the only way to describe it, fucked up. Built on coal when that shit is what people used to keep from dying and heat their homes in the winter (even uppity fucks from NYC who think they are a self sufficient planet and could secede from the universe)but has fallen on hard times as has the industry. The people who live there have been festering resentment at everybody while at the same time trying to maintain their dignity and history. Also, it is close to NYC and Philly so intelligent and entrepreneurial criminals set up shop there to take advantage of the situation. What does this mean, Scranton has idiosycrancies that are both cool and weird. Is so fucked up that it cannot be compared legitimately to any other city. And is a place where some kind old granny will fry you up a batch of pierogies with mangoes (green peppers in Scranton) if you ask her nicely, or some meth head will shank your spleen for the last of your warm beer. Was the home of the Molly Maguires, the original gang who fucked up shit old school. Google it sometime.

The urban planning in Scranton is thus: church, bar, church, church, bar, crackhouse, university, bar, church, bar.

by ThunderMummy December 28, 2005

west scranton

the best part of scranton. the home of tippy! and Novembrino Swim Complex formerly Da Oxy

hey wheres the party at? west scranton of course!

by carmelina March 8, 2007

scrait anus

mental and physical deterioration after extreme exertion.

Yo nig, that mile swim we did was scrait anus.

by bignig2000 September 9, 2010

spraint

Otter shit. Known for its distinctive smell.

Smells like spraint! Rotten spraint! Why you bring that spraint in here of all places?!

by $$$ CASH MONEY PLAYA $$$$ July 11, 2010

Scranton Nachos

commonly consumed in desperation, only theoretically appetizing, and consisting of corn chips, whatever bagged shredded cheese is at your disposal (usually generic store-brand Mexican blend leftover from taco night), and microwaved on a paper plate; a.k.a. lower-middle-class nachos

A snack cannot get any better or any worse than Scranton Nachos.

by applejuicefarts April 24, 2017

scrint

The unfortunate admixture of semen and vaginal blood that drips down the leg of your beloved after finishing from a red letter day

'Oh God, that is some nasty scrint!'

by hawkmoose June 20, 2009