hot sconnie

An act of coitus in which hot cheese curds (or acceptable cheese substitute) are placed on the nether regions of one's lover and licked off.

Yo, that dirty bitch was so nasty, she wanted me to go down on her with Velveeta and give her a hot sconnie. I only use the finest Wisconsin cheddar for that shit.

by Sucky the Badger March 13, 2005

sconzed

Broken in a crippling sort of way. Something central to operations of the thing is severed, damaged, or impaired as to not allow it to function properly.

Man, Steve musta been surfin' for porn on my laptop yesterday because now it's totally sconzed and only boots to safe-mode.

by chip-ky June 12, 2007

scone trick

When a joint has been left to go out for fear of servere stoned'ness,then passed on.

"here, burger lids, you let the biff go out again, proper scone trick!"

by sshleptenspiel March 1, 2009

scernite

A native of the picturesque village of South Cerney in the Cotswolds. Someone who can frequently be found falling out of the Old George or the cllllllurb at kicking out time. Also calls everyone "kiiiiid"

"Bob Dickson was down The Cluuurrb playing skittles on Wednesday, The George playing poker on Thursday and paying thrift down The Oak on Friday"

"Jesus christ kiiiid, he's a proper Scernite that lad"

by Therealbadweather November 28, 2016

sconion

Word used by army units stationed at Ft. Wainwright, Alaska, during the late 1980s to the early 1990s, to describe the act of destroying something or just plain "kicking ass".

On this mission we are going to lay the sconion.

by 11- Bravo June 24, 2009

sconge

A prtially erect penis, a snynonym to the more juvenile "chub". Often used to descibe a female being "sconge-worthy".
Also, a condition brought on by vigorous "grinding" and "booty dancing"

Man i had a sconge the entire night after she rubbed my thigh.

by Kotacular September 24, 2003

Great Scones!

a phrase that can be used in the place of "Oh my God!" or "Wow!"

Inspired by the band rooney and the members Robert Camine, Taylor Locke, Ned Brower, Louie Stephens and Matt Winter

"great scones I did well on my Math Test!"

or

"Melissa, did you hear? Rooney's playing with Phantom Planet on Tuesday. Great Scones!"

by Why Try? March 8, 2004