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1) vernacular for "all right"--a statement of approval with connotations of being highly impressed. 2) a greeting to one you hav enot seen in a long while.
"Tony--did you just burp the alphabet backwards?" "yep." "Scooter!"
scooter by d0g3n November 12, 2004
1. Half retarded cousin of the Motorcycle.
2. Primary form of transportation for asian delivery persons.
scooter by Hep_Greg January 9, 2008
a car
He be flassin' in his new scooter
scooter by Anonymous April 15, 2003
Ex. Did you see that scooter over there? I hear he likes Deshawunda.
Scooter by Scooooota. November 1, 2009
A small motorbike powered by an emetic stench and an annoying noise that only dentists could love.

Used by young men to vibrabate and to transport teenage girls before the young men have their coming out, and by fag stags.

Also known as a "Harley for the poor", "Zwieback saw", "two-wheeled stinkhorn" or "Dildocycle".

Most scooters are built by sensuous young men in fagtories in Italy and China.

Invented by Dildo Faggins, patent pending.
Look at that guy on the scooter. Do you think she suspects...?
Scooter by Gonzoooomatic XL1 June 15, 2011
one of my best friends and someone who has joint ownership of the title of most sarcastic (the other person being me)
deep down, scooter really does think kurt cobain is hot
scooter by scorchie February 12, 2003