Soffer

A social media douche who is afraid to say anything to anybody's face, but will comment about it on any social platform he or she can. Friends to your face, but an ass behind your back. in the real world, has very very few friends and will post on the weekends heavily because he or she is bored and has NOTHING else to do.

Dude 1- You bro, you want to get fucked up tonight?

Dude 2-No, I am gonna go on the book & gram and Soffer the shit out of some people.

by ScootsToTheBoots June 10, 2017

Scoffee

Slang for Ice Coffee, generally of the type that comes in a 600ml carton.
"scoff-ee"

"I'm thirsty. I would love a Scoffee."

by Spazmat August 31, 2005

stoffers

an annoyance to man kind, is under a cafone.

At the party, Tim was being a stoffers. At least he wasn't a cafone.

by bAaabyy dee November 15, 2006

Scuffers

Speakers, especially being played very loud.

We bumpin' our scuffers.

Thoze scuffers are bangin'.

by Alessandro Marcello December 25, 2008

Latvian Scuffer

When using beard whiskers to borderline painful effect during oral sex.

I got a Latvian Scuffer last night from what I thought was a woman.

by Brendon Blake January 16, 2009

schofferin

schofferin - skulling beers in the car too fast on a long trip and needed to stop every 10mins to piss

shaneo ur not schofferin them scotches down too fast again are you!? i aint stoppin this time cunt you can piss you pants

by wiserthewizard November 26, 2010

stoffer

A word for someone who gets all the girls. He usually is very quiet and does not do anything. But, when he is under influence of the great liquor, he turns into a casanova. Girls can not resist the way he is walking and smiling and will do anything to get his attention.

Omg, you see that guy? I want his attention so bad. That is a real stoffer girl.

by Umadbröf June 22, 2018