Sconed means to one-up someone; to brag in a way that makes the other person's comment or story seem less exciting.
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(It's name derived from its giant sexual organ the schlone.)
If you get too close to a slonebacker that does not like you, it will rip you to pieces and feast upon your genitals and private parts.
If you get too close to a slonebacker that does like you, unless you have informed it of not being sexually active with slonebackers it will,
In a man's case: stick its schlone in your ass amd rip with such force not many survive.
In a woman's case it will mount her backside only, and shove its schlone in the most general areas much like a human would do.
(It's name derived from its giant sexual organ the schlone.)
If you get too close to a slonebacker that does not like you, it will rip you to pieces and feast upon your genitals and private parts.
If you get too close to a slonebacker that does like you, unless you have informed it of not being sexually active with slonebackers it will,
In a man's case: stick its schlone in your ass amd rip with such force not many survive.
In a woman's case it will mount her backside only, and shove its schlone in the most general areas much like a human would do.
I read once about a schlonebacker in a fairy tale, the hero was the last warrior that had not been anally torn by the schlonebacker and was able to defeat him.
He made a war trophy from the Schlone of the schlonebacker
He made a war trophy from the Schlone of the schlonebacker
by Acey December 3, 2005
Get the schlonebacker mug.A term of affection for young family members, friends' kids, etc. Used mainly in Liverpool, UK. Presumably a corruption of the Dutch "schoonheid" for (a) beauty/handsome, from the German "Schönheit"; (a) beauty.
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"Hey man, Erick has that fat scooner ready to be smoked. I saw it in his car somewhere." "David, remember what Franklin did last time you lit up with out his permission? Lets just wait." "Naw man its not a big deal. Once I spark this scoonie doob up Franklin will be walking out of the store trust me."Alright man your taking the heat for it if he gets angry."
by JahBlazeTheFire420 February 5, 2013
Get the Scooner mug.1. to become so drunk as to manifest a personality antithetical to one's usual
2. to be fucking loaded and goddamn ridiculous; actions include but are not limited to high-kicking, saying "madam" or "my lady" repeatedly, pouring bleach on doorknobs, replying that one's location is at "two and a half weeks away", rambling in German (even when does not know the language), and urinating in locked closets.
2. to be fucking loaded and goddamn ridiculous; actions include but are not limited to high-kicking, saying "madam" or "my lady" repeatedly, pouring bleach on doorknobs, replying that one's location is at "two and a half weeks away", rambling in German (even when does not know the language), and urinating in locked closets.
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