Salami Shingles

Can be used to describe the flaps of your vagina, also known as your meat curtains or your labia

Person 1: "Man, my salami shingles sure are sore!"
Person 2: "What the fuck."

by P.U.R.V. August 4, 2018

Shanghai Shingles

Another word the the coronavirus.

Slang for the COVID-19.

Melissa: Damn! These Chinamen got the Shanghai Shingles!

by Norsfam5 March 26, 2020

educated singles

A single, that has at least a masters degree. Https://educatedsingles.com is the global club for educated singles. They require a masters degree as well as minimum from their members

Do you want to meet educated singles or a long term relationship?

by The educated singles club August 2, 2020

Kraft Shingles

When you take a package of Kraft singles american cheese and you lay the individual peices on the girls anus like shingles. You then proceed to anally sex her up until the point of ejaculation. Then you must cum upon her shingles. It might take a couple times to get a good even coverage on the cheese so drink lots of fluids before hand. Once all shingles are covered evenly make sandwiches with the cheese and take your family for a picnic. Dark, and tricky to pull of, but worth it if you got the balls.

We totally Kraft Shingled his whole family and they didn't even know!

I've experienced Kraft Shingles before. I never got over it.

by Wackattack. June 10, 2011

National Singles Awareness day

falls on February 14th. its what single people celebrate while there couple friends go on dates

Joe: hey how is your valentines day going?
Zach: oh i celebrate National singles awareness day. i hate the presents and stuff

by Zach Bess February 14, 2008

singles club

everyone who's single

your in the singles club,eh?

by jim February 13, 2002

"swingles"

Term for single people that really just want sex. Single people who seek others to have recreational sex without the necessity of commitment. Singles that desire to weed out other singles that are looking for LTR (long term relationship) and focus in on singles looking only for a good time sexually.

"I searched the personal ads for "swingles", and found "no strings" sex very quickly".
"I hear that place is turning into a "swingles" bar, where everybody inside is looking to just "hook up"".
"I'm tired of trying to get a good man for an LTR...I think I will just try the "swingles" scene for awhile, and have some fun".

by Vic Vegas October 27, 2008