crazier than an inbred schnauzer

Edith Prickley, a central character on SCTV in the 1980s, referred to someone as "crazier than an inbred schnauzer." Schnauzers tend to be some really overamped dogs, and apparently inbreeding would just intensify it.

He's crazier than an inbred schnauzer.

by Ferdosork November 15, 2016

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Schnauzer tail

Small penis

I took his pants off all he was working with was a little schnauzer tail.

by AlyMac February 19, 2011

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schneudle

To systematically remove one type of snack from an assortment of snacks in a discriminating fashion. Targeting one paticular type of ingrediant in a mixed snack and eating all of that paticular component of the snack in question.

Stop schneudleing all the pretzils from my party mix!

by Dr. Benway June 5, 2007

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Schnauk

1. To participate in sexual intercourse.

"I would love to schnauk her."
"Angelina Jolie is schnaukable to say the least."
"Have you schnauked her yet?"

by Craig House March 27, 2008

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white schnauzer

As one of America's most popular dog breeds, many owners become attached to their schnauzer dogs, and express their affection by putting their penis inside the animal's long, penis-shaped mouth. Due to the schnauzer's unique over-sized nasal cavity, however, when the owner ejaculates into the dog's mouth, much of the cum enters the nose via the throat and begins dripping out through the schnauzer's nostrils, creating an enjoyable experience for dog and man alike.

Hey Paul, I don't want your cum on my rug, please cum inside the schnauzer instead"... "Joke is on you Jan, I did as you asked, but now we have a white schnauzer, and he is spraying semen on your floor with every sneeze

by M. Poznacks March 19, 2011

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