scatterfucked

adj. the end result of an overload of multi-tasking, a loss of brain function along with any concept of time, space, or location-often leaving the victim in a state of confusion, wondering where it all began............

I asked Josh to wash the car, and I guess he got all scatterfucked cuz now I can't find him....

by bgates July 29, 2008

Scatter Wagon

Colloquial geordie chava term for a police van, used in the rougher north east housing estates named mainly due the activity one does upon sighting the vehicle.

Chava 1: We were having a pure cush night till the scatter wagon turned up and everone bailed to fuck

Chava 2: I ah nah I had to proper nash through the cut and hide in me nanas shed

by newoldmonkey April 26, 2011

Scatter Cushions

Ass cheeks.

"I wouldn't mind getting between her scatter cushions and knocking her back door down"

by ftnessp January 29, 2015

Scatterstone

When 2 or more people go number 2 on a rock then, once the rock is completely covered in human excrement the players toss it back and fourth like a game of Hot Potato

Michael And Joseph are so gross! Look at them playing scatterstone!

Max broke up with me because he saw me scatterstoneing with Brandon

by Elenordook July 13, 2020

Sexy scattered

To scatter something, i.e. jewels, in a casual and sexual way.

A vajazzle is often a bit "in your face", but hers was sexy scattered, so she seems like a quality girl!

by honeybunny91 December 6, 2011

Scattergories

2nd base in Christian baseball

I played scattergories with this girl last night. It was so hot.

by accordingtotosh July 5, 2010

Scatter!

The act of which a group of people (usually men) run in different directions (scatter) to avoid confromation from and unreliable source or trouble.

Oh man there is the principal, SCATTER!

or just simply

SCATTER!

by Kevin Fletcher June 14, 2007