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schlipper

Several definitions, all derived from Phil Mitchell's pronunciation of the word 'slapper'. Phil Mitchell is, of course, a character from the BBC soap-opera 'EastEnders'.

1. a) A 'slapper'. Derogatory colloquial slang for a female commonly found in the Home Counties of England. Generally between the ages of 16 and 30 (though not exclusively), they can't handle their alcohol and their moral standards are lower than their boob-tubes and looser than their g-strings (due to repeated removal).
1. b) A 'slapper' when referring to a male. Generally a piss-take by the person in question's 'mates'.

2. A form of footwear, generally warm and 'cosy'. Most suited to watching daytime telly when there is nothing else to do.
1 a) Watch out lads, the Bacardi Breezer crew are out tonight, and they're all complete schlippers.
1.b) Dave's pulled everyone in his tutorial group, the schlipper.

2. I love my schlippers. Perfect for watching Richard and Judy on both of my days off.
by Boxman December 22, 2003
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Jade/Hsi-Wu shipper

A worshipper of the Jade/Hsi-Wu couple, which was completly ignored despite being the most valued and emotional aspect of Jackie Chan Adventures, most fans abandoned the show in drones after no attempt was made to follow up on this, as it was a breathtaking peice of original writing.
Jade blew a kiss at Hsi-Wu in the "Eighth Door" proving she still loves him
by David Griffin February 18, 2005
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pro shipper

someone who doesn't care what other people ship in fiction and fandom, because it's not real and you should be able to enjoy fandom without gatekeeping antis. pro shippers may or may not ship a "bad" ship, but it doesn't matter because if you don't like it, you just click away or blacklist a tag.

pro shippers are sometimes people who are writing dark concepts and relationships for cathartic reasons related to their own trauma, and they are sometimes people who just like dark stories in general because they're interesting. of course there is the occasional pedophile, because that's impossible to avoid, but the majority of pro shippers are just people who care more about respecting opinions rather than sending hate.

see also: pro shipping, proship, pro-ship
Pro shipper: I don't really care what you ship as long as you tag it properly. We shouldn't send hate to people.
Anti: I agree. But you still shouldn't ship insert "bad" ship! It's really unhealthy because character a is 41 and character b is 18! You're a pedophile!
Pro shipper: This is exactly what I mean.
by Maven Morozova January 21, 2021
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shippers

Fanfics revolving around a certain relationship.
There's a lot of Ron/Hermione shippers out now.
by Bunny of Doom September 8, 2004
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Anti Shipper

They have a million and one Pinterest boards, make everything "Aesthetic" and you can't tell the apart from the tens of thousands of children just like them.

They invade spaces made for and by adults & yet can't understand why said adults don't want them around so they make an effort to exclude them from their own space.

They flood abuse tip lines with reports of child abuse, yet the "Child" in question is anime girl from a series that came out 6 years before they themselves were conceived.

And if you live in a country where your queer identity could get you excommunicated from your family and in most cases killed under extreme religious prejudice; your fellow queers can and WILL ensure that you are directly in harms way.

They're capable of the most vitriolic, abhorrent, unhinged behavior from harassment to sending unsolicited gore and/or abuse material of children (don't be alarmed, this is for the benefit of all children; they care, you know?).Despite being lower than cow excrement in terms of intelligence and worth; outside of the interweb you have nothing to fear.

An anti-shipper with almost never pose a threat to you physically.

Do understand that all of this "Attitude" and puritanical crusade is merely for online praise and validation; Even people with the IQ of Lennie from 'Of Mice And Men' know that repeating their words in real life would most definitely end in them laid out.
Normal Person: "Oh boy, I enjoy this series. And these two character are very cute drawn together in my opinion! This media helps with my trauma! I hope not a single anti shipper interacts with this drawing that I made because that would be foolish to engage in media that you personally hate! I wouldn't do it, and I assume this simple common sense is common! Yep, that would be very stupid!"

Anti: "Halt! How dare you consume media that I personally think everyone should despise. Just for that, I'm going to spam your inbox with animal gore and make 25 sock puppet accounts to harass you. You're just like your abuser, and you should die. Did I mention that I am a well adjust 14-year-old child with no parental guidance or supervision?"

Normal Person: "...I can tell."
by TheBaldursGateGuardian October 26, 2022
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Shipperest

Its like being racist except to people who ship different things. Like Elounor shippers might be shipperest to Larry shipper s by saying that Larry is a load of shit and isnt real even though it obviously is. Or Haylor shippers (not that any of them even exist because if you did ship haylor a. you need serious mental help and b. you have no idea how to ship the right people together.) disrespecting Harry Styles with someone else.

It is also disrespecting other peoples opinions on who they ship (like thier OTP (Never offend anyones OTP because you could end up dead, or worse).

No one should be shipperest because everyone deserves an opinion (even though their opinions could be wrong)
Elounor shipper: Larry shippers are bitches (being shipperest)
or
Larry shippers: Elounor shippers obviously don't know who to ship (again, being shipperest)
or
Haylor shippers (like I said they are very rare people): Any one who ship Harry and (insert any name) have no common sense (even though Harry is better off without Taylor because she was a bitch to him) (being the most shipperest of all)
by Twerk It Hazza May 30, 2013
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scheppers

a guy who likes to fuck 18 year old girls.....then obsesses about them later. usually found in a tree stand drinking beer while wearing an iron on shirt.
"What the hell is that in the tree??"

"Oh...that's a scheppers."
by boxpisser February 26, 2010
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