schadenfreuders

Schadenfreuders are people who want you to fail at life

they punctured my tire because they are schadenfreuders

by nigerianwut December 17, 2022

masochistic schadenfreude

Taking pleasure in the suffering and misfortune of others and also taking pleasure in feeling bad about that joy.

Masochistic schadenfreude is the key to happiness in a modern world, where we only interact through social media. I think your suffering is funny. That makes me feel bad. I like that too.

by Useless and Randomu November 16, 2018

road schadenfreude

You're driving along, minding your own biz, when some jackass cuts you off. You keep your eye on him, and eventually he gets stuck behind someone in another lane, and you fly by him. You are experiencing road schadenfreude.

Dude cut me off , but the road schadenfreude when I passed him later was delish!

by Fortyphobic December 8, 2019

schadenfreude forplay

the satisfaction derived from someone else anticipated misery

"When I left the bar at midnight, my co-worker, Tom, was already wasted and ordering ANOTHER round of tequilla shots. That 8am meeting is gonna suck so hard for him! heh heh. sobriety sucks but schadenfreude forplay wins!" or "My frenemy Mary is gonna be so pissed when she learns her bff had sex with her ex the week after they broke up. heh heh"

by cap'n tbag April 20, 2009

Schadenfreude

German for enjoying someone else's pain.

Omg! Steve is schadenfreude!

by KonX April 5, 2007

Schadenfreude

It's German for happiness at the misfortune of others. Very Nazi if you ask me.

Man 1 "Dude, did you just see that figure skater fall on her ass?!"
Man 2 "I so did!"
Woman 1 "That's called schadenfreude. Dickheads."

by Avenue Q March 25, 2009

Schattenfreude

What the world feels for Leafs fans.

During hockey season, I always feel Schattenfreude toward Torontians.

by rcmb1 October 8, 2005